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Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks - Bag of 25Attention, candy lovers and pranksters alike! Are you tired of telling people to suck it without the proper tools? Well, pucker up buttercup, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day! This 25 pack of tart, penis shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown. But wait, theres more! These
Attention, candy lovers and pranksters alike! Are you tired of telling people to suck it without the proper tools? Well, pucker up buttercup, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day!This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown.
But wait, theres more! These phallic treats arent just for insults. Theyre perfect for:
Spicing up your bachelorette party (because nothing says last night of freedom like a mouthful of candy dicks)
Filling your piata with a surprisell make your guests say, Oh my!
Passive-aggressively hinting to your coworker that theyre a total tool
So whether youre dealing with a cheating ex, a self-absorbed friend, or that dense coworker who cant take a hint, Suck a Bag of Sour Candy has got you covered.
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★★★★★ 5
Pill almost too big to swallow
Size: 84 Count (Pack of 1)
Huge pills
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Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Works well
Size: 84 Count (Pack of 1)
After having gastric bypass surgery, I needed a fiber supplement that was gentle on the digestive system. These are perfect. No bloating at all and they keep thing regular and moving along.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
★★★★★ 4
CONVENIENT BUT MAY BE HARD FOR SOME TO SWALLOW
Size: 84 Count (Pack of 1)
I've tried lots of different types of fiber supplements. For convenience, this one is the best. A lot has been said about how large the pills are for swallowing, but I have bigger pills than these, and they go down fine. The issue is the shape of the pill. It's made not cylindrical, but with 4 faces with sharp corners. These make the pills tend to stick a bit on the way down. I would not recommend these pills for someone with swallowing difficulties. That being said, they do work.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 22, 2026
★★★★★ 5
As described
Size: 84 Count (Pack of 1)
No taste. Works well for me.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 17, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Hard to swallow
Size: 84 Count (Pack of 1)
This pill should have been in a tumbler or something to make it smooth like others. Otherwise I've had no issies or side effects. I'll continue to buy it, but i with it was more smooth to swallow.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 5, 2025
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