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Life's Not A Fairy Tale, If you Lose Your Shoe At Midnight You're Drunk - T-shirt

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Life's Not A Fairy Tale, If you Lose Your Shoe At Midnight You're Drunk - T-shirtThis fairy tale themed shirt is made of premium quality ring spun cotton for a great quality soft feel, and comfortable retail fit. Our soft textile print will not crack or fade which ensures long lasting print quality so your garment stays looking fantastic. 1 2 Day Dispatch Time FREE Tracked Delivery Sizing & Shipping info below. Unisex Sizing Guide XS Chest 41cm 16" (UK6 8 US4 6) S Chest 46cm 18" (UK8 10 US6 8) M Chest 51cm 20" (UK10 12 US8 10) L

This fairy tale themed shirt is made of premium quality ring spun cotton for a great quality soft feel, and comfortable retail fit. Our soft textile print will not crack or fade which ensures long-lasting print quality so your garment stays looking fantastic.


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XS - Chest - 41cm / 16" | (UK6-8 / US4-6)

S - Chest - 46cm / 18" | (UK8-10 / US6-8)

M - Chest - 51cm / 20" | (UK10-12 / US8-10)

L - Chest - 56cm / 22" | (UK12-14 / US10-12)

XL - Chest - 61cm / 24" | (UK16-18 / US14-16)

2XL - Chest - 66cm / 26" | (UK18-20 / US16-18)

3XL - Chest - 71cm / 28" | (UK20-22 / US18-20)

4XL - Chest - 73cm / 29" | (UK22-24 / US20-22)

5XL - Chest - 77cm / 30" | (UK24-26 / US22-24)

6XL - Chest - 81cm / 32" | (UK26-28 / US24-26)

(Chest is measured between each underarm when laid flat)

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100% Ring Spun Cotton.


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150 gsm


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Lisa Tobleman
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 4
Fun if a bit offbeat upper elementary fantasy
Format: Hardcover
I read this in one afternoon and have to say I enjoyed it. The cast of characters are incredibly diverse, and for the most part this is a believable story (despite the undead magicians and ridiculous outhouse) This story is a "Hatfields vs McCoys" if the two hillbilly families were magicians and were feuding over how they practice instead of over moonshine and land. This brings me to my first gripe with the novel. The dense dialogue in accents. For a middle grade book, the text is filled with a lot of phonetic spellings and backwards english. I guess it is to be atmospheric, but it just makes the characters seem dumb. And that is sad because they are not. Stubborn, and sometimes too preoccupied to see what is under their noses but not stupid. I sometimes felt that the characters had been written into a corner so there were multiple instances of "because magic" and convenient acts of random fortuitous "we have everything we need and don't have to search more because the Luck Gods were smiling". Once or twice I completely missed how the characters got from point A to point B and I Really dislike "wave a wand and everything is good and the mortals forget what happened". A little convenient magic written to solve a solution is fine. But the ending sort of feels a little flat when a Major concern for the entire novel is resolved by sleight of hand. On the whole though, the characters are likable, and age appropriate (though a bit whiny at times for this parent ;-p) and I liked that diversity isn't a "cause" its just an adjective...As in, there is a gay couple who act like every other parent in the story. There is a deaf younger brother who isn't treated as 'precious' but as a functioning human. Even one of the main characters is intersex and does question "Am I girl enough to be a witch". None of the cast of characters feels forced or out of place making this a nice addition to my kid's library. ARC free in exchange for an honest review.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2021
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Luis
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Book
Format: Hardcover
As parents, we absolutely love the author’s books, and this one—Construction Site: A Thankful Night—is no exception! The lift-the-flap feature keeps our kids engaged, and they love discovering the surprises hidden inside. The story is perfect for Thanksgiving, teaching kids about gratitude in a fun and interactive way. The colorful illustrations and familiar construction site characters make it even more enjoyable for our little ones. We’re huge fans of this series, and our kids can’t get enough! Highly recommend for young readers!
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Reviewed in the United States on December 27, 2024
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Allie
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
Toddler boy moms!!
Format: Hardcover
If you are buying for a toddler (especially a boy) they will love this! The book itself is great quality, the images are so fun to look at, and the pop ups keep my toddler so engaged! So fun to read the month of November and spark conversations about what we’re thankful for!
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Reviewed in the United States on November 9, 2025
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CW
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Thankful for a Construction book
Format: Hardcover
My son loves this book. We read it every night before Thanksgiving. We will continue to read it throughout the year too. It has flaps throughout the book and make it interactive. Great buy.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 30, 2025
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MK
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Great series
Format: Hardcover
My son loves this series. Grateful for a Thanksgiving one!
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Reviewed in the United States on November 5, 2025

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