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Off: The Day The Internet Died - A Bedtime Fantasy

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Off: The Day The Internet Died - A Bedtime FantasyDiscover a whimsical escape from the digital world with 'Off: The Day The Internet Died A Bedtime Fantasy' by Chris Colin. In a captivating 32 page hardback, Colin imagines a day when screens go dark, launching us into a refreshing analog experience free from the incessant barrage of notifications and social media. This enchanting bedtime story examines what life could be without the constant distractions of scrolling, tweeting, and streaming. Through

Discover a whimsical escape from the digital world with 'Off: The Day The Internet Died - A Bedtime Fantasy' by Chris Colin. In a captivating 32-page hardback, Colin imagines a day when screens go dark, launching us into a refreshing analog experience free from the incessant barrage of notifications and social media. This enchanting bedtime story examines what life could be without the constant distractions of scrolling, tweeting, and streaming. Through humorous and insightful prose, readers will reflect on the beauty of nature and human connections that often go unnoticed amidst our tech-driven lives. Rinee Shah's playful illustrations enhance the reading experience, offering a visual treat that perfectly complements Colin's witty narrative. Dive into a world where playtime includes classic card games and neighborhood chats, rekindling the simple joys of life. Ideal for both children and adults alike, this book is a celebration of mindfulness in a peculiar yet familiar reality. Whether you're looking to unplug yourself or searching for the perfect bedtime story, this book is your ticket to reconnecting with the joys of existence beyond the screen. 'Off: The Day The Internet Died' will resonate with anyone seeking a clever and heartfelt perspective on our screen-saturated society. Plus, enjoy hassle-free ordering as this product is in stock in NZ, eliminating unexpected import charges. We proudly offer combined shipping. Smartfox is a NZ owned business nestled in Auckland, ensuring you receive quality service and prompt delivery. Experience the joy of a tech-free world with this delightful little book today!

CONDITION: Brand New
Dimensions: 215 x 165 mm
Pages: 32
Bind: hardback
Author: Chris Colin Publisher: Prestel Publishing
Publication Date: 04-03-2021

One day all the screens went dark—and we couldn’t even post about it. We all dream about it: a life free of scrolling, tweeting, liking, faving, streaming, replying, apologizing for not replying, and other assaults on our poor, saturated brains. But what would an analog world actually look like? Chris Colin, author of What to Talk About, paints a picture that's a little Edenic and a little demented. Un-barraged by celeb gossip and political news, we begin to notice nature again. We take walks, stare at the clouds, and listen to podcasts consisting of our own thoughts. Snapchatting gives way to endless rounds of Go Fish. Minecraft is a game involving sticks and leaves. We talk to our neighbors—not about the TV shows we’re streaming—and occasionally we fall in love. Delivered in a pitch-perfect, tongue-in-cheek biblical style, this little book imagines an alternate reality that will hit home in our tech-addled worlds. Rinee Shah’s playful illustrations perfectly capture the absurdity of life reflected in our screens. Whether you’re addicted to tech or not, you’ll see something of yourself when you put down your phone and pick up this smart, funny book.

We are happy to combine shipping. Smartfox is a NZ owned business located in Auckland. This product is in stock in NZ which means no unexpected import charges, custom duty or tax.
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