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Thought Police 1984 Stainless Steel Water Bottle"Looks like you've had a bit too much to think!" says the Mustachioed THINKPOL officer as he walks up to Winston in a stern voice. Winston must have must have forgotten to hide the disgust and loathing in his eyes, because the large man in black moved closer still, his eyes hiding behind mirrored aviator styled sunglasses. "You have something to say, sir?" His voice menacing now. "No sir! No." Winston chirps nervously, averting his eyes as much as
"Looks like you've had a bit too much to think!" says the Mustachioed THINKPOL officer as he walks up to Winston in a stern voice.Winston must have must have forgotten to hide the disgust and loathing in his eyes, because the large man in black moved closer still, his eyes hiding behind mirrored aviator-styled sunglasses.
"You have something to say, sir?" His voice menacing now. "No sir! No." Winston chirps nervously, averting his eyes as much as possible. Very well, then. Let's move along." The officer's voice calms somewhat to a dulled, professional cadence. "Remember, closed minds stop thought crimes. Let's move along."
Illustration by Dan McCall. Inspired by George Orwell's novel Nineteen Eighty-Four.
This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings. It will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car's cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get thirsty.
• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.
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★★★★★ 5
The blue is perfect!
Color: Navy Blue
The best quality iPad cover I have ever had. And the blue is so pretty!!!! The keyboard synced quickly and has soft keys.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Great quality case, keyboard doesn’t work as intended
Color: Dark Cherry
Case is fine and good quality but the keyboard doesn’t work as intended. Bluetooth connects great but the keyboard is formatted incorrectly. For example, when I try to use a dash, it puts an apostrophe instead. I have no idea how to reformat it myself. I’d love just a replacement keyboard
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Reviewed in the United States on January 31, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Worth it!
Color: Pink, Color: Pink
Great buy! Worth the money and the color is nice. The keyboard works, some buttons I haven’t figured out but for the most part it’s worth the purchase!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Nice colors
Color: Yellow
This was a perfect choice for my iPad. The color is very vibrant easy to put on and its sturdy will buy again in another color.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Keyboard is magnetic to cover so it doesn’t fall out
Color: Pink
Absolutely love this ! My iPad fits perfectly in this and the keyboard is touch sensitive which I like and the color combo on the keyboard makes it fun ! Definitely will recommend this
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Reviewed in the United States on June 11, 2026
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