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Creature Cocks Lord Kraken Silicone KeychainThis Lord Kraken tentacle has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate free, body
This Lord Kraken tentacle has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only. Big monsters have always enticed you, and as you venture out into the ocean on your ship, you feel your heart quicken with excitement, fear, and desire. After years of studying the lore and mysteries of the deep, you've set your sights on the Kraken itself! With a mixture of science and magic, you've done everything you can to summon it. As the waves begin to crash against the hull of your ship, you feel the rock back and forth as your whole world tilts. A rough day at sea, nothing more. But then something changes… the sky itself darkens and you hear a crack of thunder moments before the flash of lightning nearly blinds you! As you open your eyes you see it; the Kraken's long, giant tentacles grab the boat and the rocking suddenly stops! You stand still, bracing yourself, stunned. It's silent. As you carefully walk towards the edge of the ship and peer over you nearly fall off the boat when a loud, deafening roar erupts from a beast beneath the waves! As you whip around, the water has started to spray and everything is wet. Then you see it; the kraken, personified in a human-like form, just for a moment. It holds effortlessly still as you barely gain your sea legs again. Eyes as deep as the darkest part of the ocean. Skin, perpetually wet and glistening. And arms… at a glance it seems they have them, and after a second they show up as tentacles. You blink again and it's gone! But before you can think to scream, your entire body is grabbed by a giant tentacle, wrapped around your waist! Another one slips between your thighs, parting them, and the third pushes into your mouth. As you are dragged into the sea, you only feel the rich mixture of fear and pleasure as you feel every tentacle pressing into your most intimate of holes. Measurements: Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.8 inches x 1.5 inches Materials: Silicone, metal Color: Blue, gold Note: For novelty use only.Shipping Notes
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4.9 ★★★★★
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★★★★★ 1
15 Minutes….with update x2
Color: Orange
Within 15 minutes my 10-month old puppy had one of the moose antlers torn half off. I’ll see if he is able to destruct any more of this “indestructible” toy. If it holds up I’ll come back and upgrade the number of stars but for now…not impressed.
UPDATE:
Sadly he was able to rip it open via the appendages (the legs). The main body of the toy seems pretty tough but no dog is going to keep away from the legs. Downgrade to 1 star.
UPDATE #2:
I just received my second attempt at using this “indestructible” toy. This time I went with the rino since the legs are rope and not a sewn on leg. Well, in about 5 minutes my puppy had the horn torn and the horn provides direct access to the inside stuffing. As mentioned above, the legs are rope. The design was pretty smart in that both the front legs is one posted of rope going through a hole made in the stuffed toy. Same for the rear legs. This prevents the dog tearing them off and getting access to the stuffing. Sadly the horn being torn off right away makes this toy destructible.
I think the only way they may be successful calling this an indestructible toy would be if they made a ball out of the body material or perhaps something in the shape of a bone.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 9, 2023
★★★★★ 4
AWESOME TOY for aggressive chewers
My 4 legged fur baby has only had for a few days. Now we’ve purchased several others in the past and he LOVES them. EXTREMELY durable. He is a dachshund and loves to destroy his toys. It’s almost like it’s a mission to see how fast to get the stuffing and squeakers out of his toys and can say he has been unable to destroy any. Now the reason I gave this only 4 stars is because the end of the tail has hair like material and he did start tearing this apart. Was finding the hair on his blanket and hanging out of his mouth. So I just trimmed the tail and he is back to loving on his toy. I would highly recommend this to anyone.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2021
★★★★★ 5
Cute and my dog loves it
My dog loves toys she can play rough with both her teeth and paws and this one was loved the second it came out of the packaging. We liked that the eyes are sewn patches so nothing to swallow if it detaches (other than the material). The knotted ropes that form it’s arms and legs actually move through the body from side to side, which makes tugging games fun and interesting. We also liked that there were no dangling easy-to-chew off bits, for example, the ears are tiny nubs so she can’t get them off with her teeth easily. The stuffing is also firm and full so it’s like a soft toy to cuddle up with but with rope limbs to sink her teeth into. She rates it highly.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 9, 2021
★★★★★ 3
Chew proof except for stuffing
Color: Grey, Color: Grey
I left Sage with her new chew toy and was distracted by something in the other room. I came back not 5 minutes later, and this was what I saw! Stuffing all over the floor! And that was just the beginning. By the end of the day, I had cleaned up stuffing several times from separate sessions with the toy! The rest of the poor toy is holding together, except that it has lost a couple of squeakers. I don't know whether to recommend it or not. Sage is exceptionally, extraordinarily, extremely, immensely, and profoundly aggressive when she chews (on inanimate objects only -- no humans or other animals!).
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Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2023
★★★★★ 5
Great hit with my dog
Color: Grey, Color: Grey
The gray rhino is a great hit with my dog. She's a medium size golden (53lbs) likes to chew and tug, but she is not not too aggressive with toys, and this has become her favorite toy. Over the last 2 weeks she's removed the top arms from the body and "killed" one of the squeakers, and the arms are now a separate tug toy. We could have put the arms back, but she figured out those come off, and she would take them out again. The armless rhino is still the one she carries around from room to room, plating tug and fetch with every day. The toy is very well stitched, the fabric is of good quality and there are no small pieces that come apart to be swallowed. It gets dirty from all the playing so I plan to throw it in the wash every month or so.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 25, 2024
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