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Uncle Sam's Canned Lies Graphic TeeGeorge Carlin once said, "I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing" Sage advice. By this point the only people that actually dine on the canned crap the government pumps out of it's bullshit factories are the metal bottom feeders that can't taste the difference and the media between commercial breaks. Uncle Sam's Canned Lies retro graphic t shirt. Shows a retro government official holding
George Carlin once said, "I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing"
Sage advice. By this point the only people that actually dine on the canned crap the government pumps out of it's bullshit factories are the metal bottom feeders that can't taste the difference and the media between commercial breaks.
Uncle Sam's Canned Lies retro graphic t-shirt. Shows a retro government official holding up a can with the label: Lies, Now with More Fear! Warning: Thinking may inhibit the usefulness of this product.
- Slightly form fitting. Order a size larger for a more comfy relaxed fit.
- 100% ring spun cotton, Heather Grey is 90% ring spun cotton/10% polyester, Heather Colors are 40% ring spun cotton/60% polyester
- 100% preshrunk combed ringspun cotton
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- 4.5 oz. pre-shrunk 30/1 singles
Available in royal blue, light blue, heather blue, red, orange, heather grey.
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THAYERS Lavender Witch Hazel Toner: Time-Tested Elegance in a Bottle!
Scent: Lavender, Size: 12 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
Embarking on a journey down memory lane with THAYERS Lavender Witch Hazel Facial Toner has been nothing short of a delightful reunion. This timeless brand, known since my youth, has proven its mettle yet again. Let's dive into the aromatic, moisturizing wonder that is the Lavender Witch Hazel Toner:
Quality Infused with Elegance (5/5): THAYERS brings a touch of timeless elegance to skincare, and this lavender-infused toner is no exception. The quality is unmistakable, leaving my skin feeling pampered and rejuvenated after each use.
Cleansliness at its Best (5/5): The toner's prowess in cleansing is unparalleled. It effortlessly removes dirt and impurities, unveiling a refreshed and squeaky-clean complexion. My skin thanks me for this daily ritual of cleanliness.
Moisturizing Magic (5/5): The moisturizing effect is like a gentle caress for the skin. Unlike some toners that leave your face feeling parched, THAYERS Lavender Toner ensures that my skin is not just clean but incredibly moisturized after every application.
Refreshing Elixir (5/5): Ah, the refreshing burst of lavender! While opinions on the strength of the scent may vary, I find the lavender notes to be a delightful touch. The toner rejuvenates not just my skin but also my senses, making each application a mini spa moment.
Better than the Expensive Competitors (5/5): Sometimes the best things come in unassuming packages. Users have attested that this toner outshines even pricier competitors, proving that quality doesn't always have to break the bank.
Mixed Durability Verdict (4/5): Opinions are divided on durability, but for me, the overall benefits outweigh any minor considerations. The toner's efficacy in daily use makes it a staple in my skincare routine.
Generations-Long Trust (5/5): THAYERS is a brand that has stood the test of time, transcending generations. Its legacy of trustworthiness extends beyond my own experience, connecting with others who have relied on its skincare wonders.
Lavender Scent Aspiration (4/5): While I had hoped for a stronger lavender scent, the subtle notes are still a pleasant addition to my skincare ritual. The product's efficacy compensates for any scent expectations.
In conclusion, THAYERS Lavender Witch Hazel Facial Toner is a testament to the enduring charm of a trusted brand. Its quality, cleanliness, and moisturizing benefits make it a staple in my skincare routine and a connection to the past. Whether you're a longtime fan or a newcomer, this toner is a timeless treasure for your skin. Cheers to THAYERS for continuing to deliver skincare excellence!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 17, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Lasts awhile! Good product
Scent: Rose Petal, Size: 12 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
Cleans without overdrying. Leave skin feeling clean, no stickiness. Pleasant light scent that doesn't linger. I get my moister from other products so this one idk if it moisturizes by itself. Good value for the money, you get a lot so it lasts awhile.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Love! Smell is nice, helps with dry skin
Scent: Cucumber, Size: 12 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I have been using Thayers for years. My skin is sooo dry and tight post shower. I put this in a small mister bottle, and Mist my face.
Scalp- my scalp gets itchy, I use this, witch hazel, apple Cider Vinegar and water in a dropper. Works amazing!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great rose toner!
Scent: Rose Petal, Size: 12 Fl Oz (Pack of 1), Scent: Rose Petal, Size: 12 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
As an aesthetician, this is my go to over the counter toner. Rose is great for your skin and the ingredients in this are great. I am extremely sensitive, and this does not irritate my skin at all. It keeps it soft and clear.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Gentle Moisturizing Toner
Scent: Original, Size: 12 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I rely on bed baths for staying clean, due to severe physical disability. This product is a mainstay in my grooming routine. I use it on my face and all over my body. It is very gentle and provides moisturization, as well. The scent is quite subtle, and does not bother my chemical sensitivities.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2026
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