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Everything AbridgedCondition: BRAND NEW ISBN: 9781419760969 Year: 2022 Publisher: ABRAMS Description: Framed as a reference work of humorous "entries" that offer trenchant social commentary, Everything Abridged presages a dark vision of the near future but tells jokes in the face of it: An intelligence agency operative uncovers a conspiracy to generate conspiracies and realizes his participation in the scheme. A Caribbean monarch meets four decades of American
Condition: BRAND NEWISBN: 9781419760969
Year: 2022
Publisher: ABRAMS
Description:
Framed as a reference work of humorous "entries" that offer trenchant social commentary, Everything Abridged presages a dark vision of the near future but tells jokes in the face of it: An intelligence agency operative uncovers a conspiracy to generate conspiracies and realizes his participation in the scheme. A Caribbean monarch meets four decades of American presidents and adjusts his country's foreign policy accordingly. Experiment participants are asked to bring back a gun as quickly as possible. A copywriter on a space colony advertises a weapon with the potential to destroy his home during an intergalactic war.
These and other linked stories, many of which feature a speculative bent-about being Black in America, law enforcement practices in an android society, Olympic speed walking, consumerism, nuclear war, and more-are interspersed with hilarious, one-line definitions for words ranging from abolition to zygote, creating a sharply humorous portrait of American inequality. With his singular wit, sharp prose, and shrewd observations, Dennard Dayle captures the struggles his characters face to keep hold of their sanity in a society collapsing into chaos and absurdity.
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Excellent Can Opener – Safe, Effortless, and Smartly Designed!
I’m so impressed with this electric can opener! From the moment I took it out of the box, it was incredibly easy to use—just one touch and it does all the work for you. What really sets it apart is how it opens cans with a smooth edge, so there's absolutely no worry about scratching yourself or dealing with sharp, jagged lids. That’s a huge relief, especially for someone like me who cooks often and has had accidents with traditional openers in the past.
The design is compact and sleek, making it easy to store in a drawer, and it feels solid and well-made in the hand. It’s also surprisingly quiet while running. I’ve used it on all types of cans, and it works like a charm every time. Honestly, I didn’t expect to love a can opener this much, but it makes such a difference in the kitchen. If you're thinking about getting one, this is 100% worth it!
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Reviewed in the United States on July 31, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Hands Free Electric Can Opener.
I love this can opener. No more sharp edges, this is a genius product, it open cans perfectly with smooth edges and zero effort.
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Effortless Can Opening – A Game Changer in the Kitchen!
I absolutely love this Automatic Electric Can Opener! It makes opening cans so much easier and completely hands-free. No more struggling with manual openers or sharp edges—this gadget does all the work for you with just the push of a button. The smooth edge cutting is a huge plus because it keeps my family safe from accidental cuts.
It’s lightweight, easy to use, and works perfectly with just a couple of batteries. I especially appreciate it when I’m multitasking in the kitchen because it saves so much time and effort. Honestly, it’s a must-have tool for anyone who cooks regularly, and it would be a great gift for seniors or anyone with hand pain or arthritis.
Highly recommend—it has truly made my kitchen life easier!
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★★★★★ 4
Works great
It opened the can but I didnt think it did at first. It works!!
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★★★★★ 5
Great can opener
All you have to do is put this on top of your can and push the button. So easy.
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