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Visigoths vs Mall Goths

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Visigoths vs Mall GothsStep into a world of ancient warriors and 90s nostalgia with Visigoths vs. Mall Goths, an award nominated tabletop roleplaying game and dating sim. Set in a suburban Los Angeles shopping mall in 1996, this game explores the conflicts and romances between Visigoths and Mall Goths. Easy to learn rules, a detailed mall setting, and a strange sense of humor are all you need to dive into this unique RPG experience. Imagine a surreal blend of The Craft,

Step into a world of ancient warriors and 90s nostalgia with Visigoths vs. Mall Goths, an award-nominated tabletop roleplaying game and dating sim. Set in a suburban Los Angeles shopping mall in 1996, this game explores the conflicts and romances between Visigoths and Mall Goths. Easy-to-learn rules, a detailed mall setting, and a strange sense of humor are all you need to dive into this unique RPG experience.

Imagine a surreal blend of The Craft, Empire Records, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, and Clueless, where your characters can embark on quests, discover retro marvels, or simply try to kiss all the kissable clerks. Visigoths vs. Mall Goths is designed for both one-shot and campaign play, making it perfect for any gaming group.

Features:

Easy-to-Learn Rules: Jump right into the game with straightforward mechanics.

Detailed Mall Setting: Includes 2 maps, 17 stores, and 24 NPC clerks.

For 4-6 Players and 1 Facilitator: Gather your friends for an epic adventure.

Simple Online Play: Easily play via video chat.

Rated PG-13: Suitable for a wide range of players.

Quirky Humor Required: Embrace the strange and surreal.

4-hour Spotify Playlist: Enhance your gameplay with a curated soundtrack: bit.ly/goths_vs_goths

The game is a perfect blend of comedy, nostalgia, and teenage drama, set in an open-world RPG structure that encourages exploration and replayability. Whether you’re a veteran roleplayer or a casual gamer, Visigoths vs. Mall Goths promises a fun and engaging experience.

Bonus:

Use the setting and NPCs in other roleplaying games to expand your universe with goths!

Testimonials:

“It is the 21st century and I can finally get my Bisexual take on That Bit In The Mall In Bill’n’Ted and the world is better for it.” - Kieron Gillen, creator of The Wicked + The Divine and DIE

“A fun romp of a game that’s compelling for veteran roleplayers and casual gamers alike, employing comedy, nostalgia, and teenage drama.” - Sharang Biswas, Indiecade and IGDN winning designer of Feast and Verdure

“I love this project for its inherent comedic genius, ‘90s nostalgia, and because of how queer it is.” - Trin Garritano, Games Digital Outreach Lead at Kickstarter

“VG vs MG combines everything I love: occult time travel, the ‘90s, and queer culture, with things I never knew I needed: an emo grudge tracker and a turf war that shouldn’t really make sense but totally does.” - Hannah Shaffer, designer of Damn the Man, Save the Music!

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Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Great value for the price, highly recommend
Color: Dogwood & Calming, Size: Medium
Our dog loves these and chews them down to nothing. They are a great value for the money and the use your dog gets out of them. The size is just right for our doberdor.
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Our dog loves it but it wasn’t durable enough to last
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Our lab took to it as soon as we gave it to her. Perfect size for our 80 lb yellow lab. However, now that it’s in about 10 days, she’s able to break off chunks from this bone that are dime size or larger, and we have to throw it away
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Matthew Anderson
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
No problems after a year and a half
Color: Dogwood & Calming, Size: Medium
Have been regularly buying these for my corgi for about a year and a half. The 2 pack lasts about a month or 2 each time. Pieces break off in small enough pieces that they safely pass through his digestive system. He gnaws each one down to about 1/4 the original size before we take it away and give him a new one. He continues to have regular bowel movements and has a healthy appetite so I can’t imagine any problems arising after so long. I have tried other alternatives and every other similar chew breaks off in larger pieces and didn’t feel comfortable letting him chew/eat them. I noticed there are a few 1 star reviews saying their dogs got sick off these but after a year and a half I have had 0 issues with this product. I guess it depends on the dog and how big of pieces they are swallowing. My dog ingests pieces about the size of a grain of rice so just pay attention and you should be fine.
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terlynn4
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Long lasting and safer alternative to sticks
Color: Dogwood & Calming, Size: Medium
These are great, very durable, and have lasted a very long time. Much safer for my dogs than the random sticks they find in the yard. They do get shorter with chewing eventually, but they don't break off in little chunks like I've seen with some nylon chews, and they don't splinter like wood. Medium size works well for both my 16 lb Cavalier and my 60 lb Pyrenees/Golden mix. They're both moderate-to-aggressive chewers, though size obviously affects how much damage they can do. I wish you could buy the hemp chew separately because that one is very much a favorite in my house, so after 2 years and 2 purchases, I have barely any left of the remaining hemp chew, but still 2 of the dogwood chews that neither dog is as interested in anymore. I'd love to buy a couple more of just the hemp one.
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Shannon Brace
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Your dog will thank you.
Color: Dogwood & Fresh Breath, Size: Large
My dogs loves to chew on these. They make a small mess but not as bad as other chews. They are food for keeping teeth clean.
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