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Disappointing Affirmations

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Disappointing AffirmationsFrom the wildly popular Instagram account, Disappointing Affirmations hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where failure is always an option, but thats okay. Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and

From the wildly popular Instagram account, Disappointing Affirmations hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where failure is always an option, but that’s okay.

Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy:

You can do it! But you probably won’t.

But also: Be kind to yourself, asshole.

Transforming and re-envisioning the material for print while adding tons of new work, this is the funny-because-it’s-true, sneaky self-help gift book for anyone who isn’t happy all the time and doesn’t feel seen in the whole “positive mental attitude” culture.

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This is a great value for the price you pay for the product. It’s easy to use. It does have a gel type consistency, That’s very easy to put on your face. It does not have any lingering smell or odor. And it does a nice job of helping to absorb extra oil on my face.
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Good for oily skin/not overly drying!
Love this!! My skin actually feels a lot less oily during the day and it doesn’t dry my skin out either. The smell is a tiny bit weird but it doesn’t really bother me and it dissipates quickly after applying.
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i’m 25 yr old girl and i’ve always had very very oily skin, to the point where i have charcoal oil absorbing pads that i use on a daily to help with oil control, i seen this product and i’ve been using it for less than a week at morning and at night and my skin is WAY less oily than it was a week ago, im actually so surprised this worked for me a lot of products let me down
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This in combination with the aloe-ph balancing face wash was not a good fit for my skin. It had me break out with cystic acne. I went back to Hydro Boost and it cleared up in a week. But that’s for my skin. Also, I didn’t care for the consistency of the product.
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