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The NSA Has All Your Selfies Triblend Track Shirt

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The NSA Has All Your Selfies Triblend Track ShirtThe NSA has all your selfies. A tee Dan created for himself while he was embroiled in a federal court case with the NSA and Department of Homeland Security over his 1st amendment rights to make fun of them. We can have a tendency to distance ourselves from the nonsense that the government is doing until it affects us. Maybe when people see you in the grocery store with this baby on they'll begin to rethink how Orwellian things have gotten. If nothing

The NSA has all your selfies. A tee Dan created for himself while he was embroiled in a federal court case with the NSA and Department of Homeland Security over his 1st amendment rights to make fun of them. We can have a tendency to distance ourselves from the nonsense that the government is doing until it affects us. Maybe when people see you in the grocery store with this baby on they'll begin to rethink how Orwellian things have gotten. If nothing else, it'll get a few laughs and a head nod or two.

These tri-blend t-shirts tend to outlive the graphics they're printed on. We go through extra care to ink-drench these tees with the best inks we can get our hands on, but the eventuality is that they mature with awesome fading as time goes on. These tees withstand repeated washings, and thorough beatings, and still remain super comfortable. In fact, they get more comfortable with age. Great as workout shirts. Amazing as everyday wearable liberty billboards. A tri-blend is a sort of investment in yourself. You'll see what we mean.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction

Size guide

  LENGTH WIDTH
S (inches) 28 18
M (inches) 29 20
L (inches) 30 22
XL (inches) 31 24
2XL (inches) 32 26
3XL (inches) 33 28
  LENGTH WIDTH
S (cm) 71.1 45.7
M (cm) 73.7 50.8
L (cm) 76.2 55.9
XL (cm) 78.7 61
2XL (cm) 81.3 66
3XL (cm) 83.8 71.1
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AEM
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 3
Better true linen shorts are available than these
Color: Khaki, Light Khaki, Size: XX-Large
Why did you pick this product vs others?: Wierd thick fabric not 100 linen. And after wash before first wear they look like you oulled them from a can theyre soooo wrinkled. Keeping just to wear around house and do chores. Bummed.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 15, 2025
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Elizabeth Darcy
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 4
Good Value, Nice Fabric, But Could Have Better Finishing.
I'm 5'3 and 125# and the size small was a near perfect fit, although I hope I don't gain any weight. These have an elastic waistband in addition to the drawstring and the elastic is pretty strong, so if you are on the border between sizes, I'd recommend sizing up. I was a little annoyed with how these arrived - they come in a box, but inside the box the set I got was balled up in and in a plastic bag then shoved into the box. I suspect I may have gotten a set that was a return, because I can't imagine them being packaged that way out of the factory. Since these are primarily linen, the result of this type of packing is that they were so wrinkled I nearly sent them straight back! I tried them on anyway and since they fit me well, I decided to keep them, but I hope that most of the wrinkles come out in the wash, otherwise I'll have to haul out the iron which I haven't had to do in ages. I don't wear shorts all that often, but since these were a linen blend and every summer seems to be getting hotter, I thought these would be comfortable to wear on those 90+ degree days. Linen is comfortable and breathable and cotton does a good job of wicking away moisture, so it's the perfect blend for the hottest and stickiest days of summer. They aren't too short, which is a plus. I did need to snip a lot of loose strings off of these, so these could have a nicer finish, but for less than $20/pair, I'm not too fussed about it. I think these will wash up well and will look a lot better once ironed, but hopefully, I'll only have to iron them once to get them into the right shape. If they need to be ironed every time they're washed, they'll probably be relegated to the back of my closet where my least favorite clothes go to die, because who has time to iron??!!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2025
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raevarg
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice
Color: Black, White, Size: Large
Nice weight , nice fit but...have to be ironed
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Reviewed in the United States on July 1, 2025
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Amazon Customer
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 2
Not linen
These aren’t linen, these are microfiber shorts. Fabric feels very cheap.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 12, 2025
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Lehc00
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
True To Size
These shorts fit true to size and are so comfortable. They have a drawstring waist, so you can adjust them for the best fit and wide legs. They are 55% linen and 45% cotton so they keep you feeling cool. The classic colors go with nearly any other colors or designs, making them stretch your wardrobe potential and saving you money. They were extremely wrinkled upon arrival, so I used my fabric steamer, and within 5 min they looked perfect. I love these shorts and wear them all the time!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2025

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