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Why Cats are Assholes

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Why Cats are AssholesCondition: BRAND NEW ISBN: 9781510756229 Format: Trade paperback (US) Year: 2021 Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc. Description: Most people love cats. They're fluffy, playful, and can be a joy to have as a companion. However, they can also be huge assholes. So what can you do? How do you deal with a roommate who always seems to be plotting to kill you? While we all love sharing adorable photos of kittens, these frisky felines are known more for

Condition: BRAND NEW
ISBN: 9781510756229
Format: Trade paperback (US)
Year: 2021
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.


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Most people love cats. They're fluffy, playful, and can be a joy to have as a companion. However, they can also be huge assholes. So what can you do? How do you deal with a roommate who always seems to be plotting to kill you?
While we all love sharing adorable photos of kittens, these frisky felines are known more for marching to the beat of their own drum than abiding by the rules. From running around your home at two in the morning, knocking everything off your shelves, or taking up most of your bed, these furry critters can be immensely selfish and disrespectful to those who give them endless love and affection.
How to Deal with Your Asshole Catis up for such a challenge. From studying their history all the way back to ancient Egypt, comedian Liz Miele—the daughter of veterinarians—digests the cat psyche to try and understand why they do the things they do, and how we, as their loyal servants, can handle domestic bliss with them around.
With the help of her cat Pasta, Miele breaks down the common behaviours of cats in an attempt to try and better understand their plan of attack (if there is one), as well as what we can do to better prepare ourselves.
Whether you have one, two, or twelve fur babies,How to Deal with Your Asshole Catis the ultimate guide to better understanding your pet's behaviour while taking back your home from these domesticated terrorists.
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