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★★★★★ 1
Only One Page Featuring a Girl
Format: Paperback
I bought this intending to give it to a six-year-old girl who has started playing soccer. Instead, it's headed for the trash. There is only one page in the entire activity book that shows a female soccer player, and she looks like a little Barbie doll. Really?? The publishers need a serious thump on the head. Pretty sad for 2021.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 6, 2021
★★★★★ 5
Cute book
Format: Board book
Bought as a baby shower gift. Cute story
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Reviewed in the United States on April 20, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good option
Format: Board book
Cute
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Reviewed in the United States on November 15, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Sturdy book.. easy to clean.and cute story
Format: Board book
Excellent Birthday gift for a 3 year that loves horses.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 18, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Gift for 2 year old
Format: Board book
Bought this to go along with stuffed horse for an Easter gift for my two year old Granddaughter! Very age appropriate.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 9, 2026