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Bernie Is My Comrade TowelWith the lovable personality of a drowsy badger and the voice of a bullfrog, Bernie is your comrade in fighting the good fight against oligarchical imperialism, exploitative corporatism, economic logic, electoral probability, male pattern baldness, Clintonian coronation, and whatever other Sisyphean task you can shake your fist at. This shirt includes a pantheon of socialist paladins just to confuse, fascinate, and cause the finger wagging nitpicking
With the lovable personality of a drowsy badger and the voice of a bullfrog, Bernie is your comrade in fighting the good fight against oligarchical imperialism, exploitative corporatism, economic logic, electoral probability, male pattern baldness, Clintonian coronation, and whatever other Sisyphean task you can shake your fist at.This shirt includes a pantheon of socialist paladins just to confuse, fascinate, and cause the finger-wagging nitpicking partisan to hilariously instruct upon the proper definition of socialism while everyone within a five foot radius rolls their eyes in aversion.
Update: Apparently The Bernie Sanders Presidential Campaign wasn't Feeling this Bern, and has furnished us with a rather silly cease and desist. Learn more here.
Stories on the Bernie Shirt fuss in the news: The Daily Beast, Washington Post, Buzzfeed, Reason, American Bar Association Journal
• Available in one size: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Made in China. Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
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★★★★★ 5
It Works!
Size: 16 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: SPF 50
My favorite sunscreen.
Smells incredible. Reminds me of the beach every time I use it. Which is daily. Summers are brutal in the south and I don’t get paid enough for a farmers tan.
Alba has saved me. I’m hooked on it.
Also the price isn’t horrible either. Sunscreen can be so dang expensive. You get your moneys worth.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 22, 2025
★★★★★ 1
Defective item
Size: 16 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: SPF 50
I requested a refund or replacement as one of the two bottles that arrived. Has an issue with spraying. When I put it in the unlocked position, it does not spray I requested from the seller, but the seller wants to meet to provide proof and requesting me to upload a video. When I explained the defect, they told me to move it to unlocked position. I buy this sunscreen all the time for my kids so I’m aware of how to lock and unlock a sunscreen Unfortunately through buyer/seller messaging you’re unable to leave a video so I will unfortunately have to leave a review here. I hope the seller will resolve this defective item.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 1, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Easy to hold and easy to apply
Size: 1 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: Baby Mineral Sunscreen Stick - 50 SPF
Super easily to apply on my kids in the morning. Minimal mess and easy for the kids to hold and apply to their own face as well!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Hello Bello Sunscreen
Size: 1 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: Baby Mineral Sunscreen Stick - 50 SPF
So easy to put on my baby!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2026
★★★★★ 5
A summer essential!
Size: 1 Ounce (Pack of 1), Style: Baby Mineral Sunscreen Stick - 50 SPF
Keeps my 11-month old safe in the sun and is super easy to apply!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2026
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