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Let's Destroy the World with Social Media Throw Blanket

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Let's Destroy the World with Social Media Throw BlanketHumans never imagined that one day they would face an enemy from another dimension, but it was true. The evil lizard people had found a way to travel through space and time in order to reach Earth. They saw the population's reliance on technology and the government's so called "intelligence agencies," so they created a sinister mass hysteria apparatus called social media as a perfect tool to divide and conquer the masses for total control. By the time

Humans never imagined that one day they would face an enemy from another dimension, but it was true. The evil lizard people had found a way to travel through space and time in order to reach Earth. They saw the population's reliance on technology and the government's so-called "intelligence agencies," so they created a sinister mass-hysteria apparatus called social media as a perfect tool to divide and conquer the masses for total control.

By the time people comprehended what was going on it was almost too late. But a small group of human castoffs united owing to their shared ability to sense the diabolical plot the Lizard People had devised. For years they had felt a dread in the air. Something was stirring and it seemed as though no one else noticed. But they knew; collectively, taking cue from each other’s intuition and worries and the fact that pointing out truth on the networks mean banishment. This small band of heroes understood that wicked forces were at work in our world using social media to spread discordant messages promoting hatred among us all.

But what could they do? Facts were denied. Logic rejected. Arguments using the tightest syllogisms were shadowbanned, censored, and canceled. The only thing they had left was humor. So with love in their heart for their fellow man, and crudely assembled memes, jokes, and humorous t-shirts they set out to fight the Lizard plot!

• 100% polyester
• Soft silk touch fabric
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• Machine-washable
• Hypoallergenic
• Flame retardant

 

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Harry Baldwin
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★★★★★ 5
Best miscellaneous wipe for the money
Scent: Unscented, Size: 25 Count (Pack of 4)
Excellent micellar wipe. Best value for the money.
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★★★★★ 4
Great, but different.
Scent: Unscented, Size: 25 Count (Pack of 4)
I've been buying these for a while now. I love them because I have really sensitive skin and these clean my face without leaving a greasy film, or irritating my skin like other face wipes do. Mind you, the only makeup I wear is mascara though, so it's really only cleaning off oil and dirt. They don't dry out my face either. The only problem I have with these, is that, the last batch I ordered (while in the same packaging, and having no difference in looks or labels) is different than what I had previously been receiving from the same company. They smell different (actually better in my opinion) and they do NOT remove my mascara as well anymore. I still love them, because it does help keep my face from being excessively oily and keeps it clean other than removing my mascara. Though I am disappointed that I now have to get a different brand wipe just for removing my mascara now.
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Susanna Heimann
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Best of the facial wipes
Scent: Unscented, Size: 25 Count (Pack of 3)
I have used a lot of facial wipes. But, because of environmental reasons I am trying to cut back on the excess use of wipes which will go into a landfill. However, there are times when I am just too tired or too lazy to do a whole cleansing routine at night and I will reach for a wipe. These do a good job of taking off even waterproof makeup and yet still being gentle on the skin. I find I have no sensitivity to them(and I am sensitive to many, many things). I bought them specifically this time for my trip to Thailand because I knew it would be hot and humid and that I probably would need to cleanse my face a couple of times during the day from sweat and grime. They worked and I found them refreshing. I think I will always keep them on hand for the times I need them — this is by far my favorite brand.
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Great for Rosacea Skincare
Scent: Unscented, Size: 25 Count (Pack of 6)
My elderly mom has rosacea and these moist Micellar Facial Wipes are the absolute best for cleaning her delicate skin. I was so happy to discover Simple Facial Wipes because I had tried many other brands in the past, but all of the other wipes irritated her face and caused a burning sensation. These wipes are soft, sturdy and unscented. They are also pricier than other brands, but they are well worth the cost.
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Best wipes at a great price!
Scent: Unscented, Size: 25 Count (Pack of 6)
These are about the best facial cleansing wipes I've found anywhere, and if you buy the bundle it's a great bargain as well. The wipes are gentle on my sensitive skin, but do a thorough job of getting off the makeup, even mascara and eyeliner. My husband was shaking an ink cartridge the other day and black ink sprayed out all over his face and shirt. On impulse we grabbed one of my facial wipes and started to clean the ink off his face. It easily cleaned up all of the ink, even from his mustache and beard with no residue, and I only had to use two of them. That's how effective these wipes are!
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