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I Do Not Spew Profanities Funny Ornament

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I Do Not Spew Profanities Funny OrnamentDeck the halls and drop the f bombsclassily, of course! This festive AF ornament is the ultimate funny Christmas gift for women who cuss with grace. Perfect for any adult holiday tree, it's snarky, sassy, and full of seasonal profanity cheer. MADE IN THE USA! Dimensions & Specs Size: 3" Round flat ornament One sided Material: 1 8" Plastic This ornament is printed and is not engraved. When printing every ornament will soak in the ink differently.

Deck the halls and drop the f-bombs—classily, of course! This festive AF ornament is the ultimate funny Christmas gift for women who cuss with grace. Perfect for any adult holiday tree, it's snarky, sassy, and full of seasonal profanity cheer.

MADE IN THE USA!

Dimensions & Specs

  • Size: 3" Round flat ornament
  • One sided
  • Material: 1/8" Plastic

This ornament is printed and is not engraved. When printing every ornament will soak in the ink differently. Actual product coloring may be lighter or darker and may vary from photo.

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Sawdust
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 3
Dentist say dry mouth is a cause of BBB tooth decay
Flavor Name: Peppermint, Size: 100 Count (Pack of 1)
They work for about two hours, and then you might need to take another one.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 24, 2025
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tarina marie
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
Beneficialfor teeth and tasty
Flavor Name: Peppermint, Size: 100 Count (Pack of 1)
I love this product though it is expensive. A mint that is good for my teeth and tasty too
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Reviewed in the United States on March 23, 2026
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K. Lawrence
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 1
They actually make my dry mouth worse.
Flavor Name: Peppermint, Size: 100 Count (Pack of 1)
I got the peppermint flavor. It’s very strong and stings, and they make my dry mouth worse. They are chalky and caused me to cough. There are plenty of cheaper and effective ones out there to choose from… that won’t go straight into the trash.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2026
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Storyteller
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Consistent
Flavor Name: Peppermint, Size: 100 Count (Pack of 1)
Was exactly like I ordered…consistency is why I like Amazon
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Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2026
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critical-response
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
What's to say, a Saint and a Doctor of the church.
Format: Paperback
Content awesome as one would expect from a doctor of the church. Problem, font size of the printed is to small for comfortable reading.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 17, 2025

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