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PARANOID LONDON: ARSEHOLES HOODIE BLACK

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PARANOID LONDON: ARSEHOLES HOODIE BLACKAlongside the new album PARANOID LONDON announce a collection in collaboration with SPORTS BANGER, connecting on their riotous DIY iconography. Paranoid London Arseholes, Liars and Electronic Pioneers OUT NOW! Jonny Banger elaborates: We first collaborated with the anarchic acid fuckers a few years ago. A late night green room chat ended with Paranoid London playing live at our a w 2020 fashion show. They thought they were just providing a tortured

Alongside the new album PARANOID LONDON announce a collection in collaboration with SPORTS BANGER, connecting on their riotous DIY iconography. 

Paranoid London
Arseholes, Liars and Electronic Pioneers
OUT NOW!

Jonny Banger elaborates: “We first collaborated with the anarchic acid fuckers a few years ago. A late night green room chat ended with Paranoid London playing live at our a/w 2020 fashion show. They thought they were just providing a tortured 303 soundtrack for the models to walk the runway. We told them there are no models it’s just you lot and we’re changing your outfits six times. We had Quinn performing with a shopping bag on his head wearing a sock balaclava, Josh Caffe wore a 90s Aaliyah Hardcore Hilfiger tribute called Fisting Tommy. It was outrageous to see this reported in VOGUE. Del’s told us to turn the colour television on. This brought the audacious neon pink pantone into their black and white world and it continues to run through our work together. Arseholes, Liars and Electronic Pioneers. You could easily replace the word pioneers with cunts.”

Banger Screwface logo in winter shades. 

Screen printed in Tottenham, London.

100% organic rung spun combed cotton

Super heavyweight

500 gsm

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