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XL Dino Dick Dinosaur Silicone personal massager – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness Accessory

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XL Dino Dick Dinosaur Silicone personal massager – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness AccessoryWith beautiful, glittering blues, blacks, purples and teals, this Dino dong is about to outshine your other toys! With a massive, mushroom tip head, you'll enjoy every time you pop it inside! The curved shaft has prominent veins on one side and a smooth ridge on the other. At the base are little dinosaur legs, a curved tail and a small pair of balls. It's as fun to look at as it is to ride! The wide base provides powerful suction so you can go hands

With beautiful, glittering blues, blacks, purples and teals, this Dino dong is about to outshine your other toys! With a massive, mushroom-tip head, you'll enjoy every time you pop it inside! The curved shaft has prominent veins on one side and a smooth ridge on the other. At the base are little dinosaur legs, a curved tail and a small pair of balls. It's as fun to look at as it is to ride! The wide base provides powerful suction so you can go hands-free by placing it on any flat surface to keep it in place. You can also combine it with a compatible wearable massager harness for pegging play! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Explore every sci-fi, fantasy, roleplay or cosplay scene you want with this epic adult novelty item! Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the personal massager with warm water and soap and use a novelty item cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.

The helicopter drops you and your team off at the base camp. It's your job to explore this unknown and unexplored island. It's lush and green with a tropical climate. The sweat beads on your brow. "I'm going for a solo walk, guys. I need to stretch my legs after that long ride!", you yell back at your team who are staying at camp. After such a long time cramped in small aircrafts, you are eager to explore and be alone. After about an hour of walking you find a small river and decide it's time for a rest. You take off your boots and clothes and decide to cool off and wash away the sweat and grime from your body. The water feels cold and icy, but it wakes you up and refreshes you. You run back to shore, leaving the water, and lay on your clothes and let yourself air dry in the sun. After not too long, something wakes you. You hear a shuffling sound and see that something is caught in your clothes, and crawling under it. "It must be some small animal." you say to yourself, but as soon as you lift up your clothing to see you cry out in shock! It is a… lizard of some sort… but with a very odd looking head and neck! It's almost as if it was meant to look like a human dong! "What in the world kind of creature are you??" A nudge to your side alarms you again and you sit straight up to find a few more of these strange tiny dino dongs hopping around and nudging you. It seems odd and cute until… you see there are many, many more! They start to swarm you and then find their way on top of you, their little claws digging into your skin, and then wriggling their way between your thighs until, to your shock, they are inside you! You open your mouth to scream but another one hops inside your mouth! Before you know it, they've released a numbing saliva from their head, one that causes you to engorge and tingle, and these tiny pests have suddenly become a very big problem!

Measurements:
Overall length: 9.1 inches.
Insertable length: 7.2 inches.
Narrowest insertable diameter: 2.2 inches.
Widest insertable diameter: 2.4 inches.

Materials: Silicone

Color: Blue, purple, teal, black

Note: Use only with water-based lubricants for best results.

Discover discreet, personal wellness accessories designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use.

Experience discreet, premium-quality personal wellness designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use. This quiet, rechargeable massager is waterproof and easy to clean. Enhance your intimate wellness routine with confidence and privacy.
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Ana
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★★★★★ 5
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Color: 3670: Two tone band & Blue dial
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Color: 3675: Two tone band & Blue dial
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Jesse blake
Boise, US
★★★★★ 1
Did not work
Watch looks great, but did not work at all.
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GrossMotorGuru
Draper, US
★★★★★ 5
Classic and functional
Color: Stainless Mesh/ Blue Dial
High quality and affordable watch. Love the mesh band. It’s a classic, functional everyday look. Easy to adjust, and never runs out of power. Perfect for men who have smaller wrists. Bought for my husbands birthday, and he loves it.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 31, 2025
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Adrian
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Everything as expected
Color: Stainless Mesh/ Blue Dial
It's a nice watch added to the collection, looks really good on hand, the metallic mesh band is very elegant and also customizable, so it will fit perfectly on your hand. It seems that it had a bit of charge out of the box, but I'll leave it under a direct (under 20cm distance) LED desk lamp to recharge overnight, I'll also leave them under sunlight around the windows whenever possible (at least for the first week or so), it's stated in the online manual that it will need ~45 hours to fully charge on a cloudy day under the sunlight. By the way, it would've been nice to have the manual in the box, but at least it's easy to find the (generic) manual in their website. The fluorescence of the hands and hour dots are really bright and mine had nice bluish color. Of the features, the chronograph works perfectly as expected, the manual also states to set the time 5 minutes ahead of the real time then slowly rewind back to the current time whenever setting the time, for the time keeping to be more accurate because of some gear movements inside. To be honest, it would be great to see Citizen use scratch resistant sapphire instead of some mineral as the face protective layer, as they do for other high-end models, the technology is not new and I think it wouldn't make it that much more expensive, I hope this one will be resistant enough🤞🏻 Overall, this is the first day I received the watch, I'm quite happy with my purchase, it's nice knowing you won't need to replace the battery anytime soon 😛
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Reviewed in the United States on December 12, 2023

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