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Shell Company: Don't Write Me Off

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Shell Company: Don't Write Me OffCategories: Animals, Bluffing, Card Game, Economic, Humor Mechanics: Auction Bidding, Betting and Bluffing, Bribery, Highest Lowest Scoring, Income Players: 26 Ages: 14+ Playtime: 3060 Min "Welcome to the fast paced world of turtle dating! Your mission is to run the most successful turtle dating company, helping these reptiles find romance and coaxing them out of their shells. But you're not the only one in the gamerival companies are also competing

Categories: Animals, Bluffing, Card Game, Economic, Humor

Mechanics: Auction/Bidding, Betting and Bluffing, Bribery, Highest-Lowest Scoring, Income

Players: 2–6

Ages: 14+

Playtime: 30–60 Min

"Welcome to the fast-paced world of turtle dating! Your mission is to run the most successful turtle dating company, helping these reptiles find romance and coaxing them out of their shells. But you're not the only one in the game—rival companies are also competing for their affection. To win their hearts, you'll need to have just the right gifts. And if that doesn’t do the trick, you can always donate the gifts and write off the expenses. After all, it’s not just about love; it’s about profit too.

Shell Company - Don’t Write Me Off is the first in a series of games created under the 'Born at PAX®' initiative. What does 'Born at PAX' mean? At PAX East 2022, Lynnvander Studios teamed up with the PAX team to host a panel called 'Design a Board Game Live.' The crowd came up with the unique concept of a turtle dating sim combined with tax evasion, and we polished those ideas into the game you now hold!

Shell Company is an auction-style bidding game with a touch of bluffing, where players must manage their finances to acquire gifts. These gifts can either be used to charm potential clients or donated for a tax write-off. Success in both areas is crucial, as players are scored based on their weaker category.

Details:

  • Ages: 14+
  • Players: 2-6
  • Playtime: 30-60 minutes

Contents:

  • 2 Gameboards
  • 40 Sand dollars (24 ones, 16 fives)
  • 1 Week tracker
  • 1 Shell Admin token
  • 1 Bidding token
  • 8 Turtle Company tokens
  • 145 cards, including:
    • 30 Turtle Companion cards
    • 82 Gift cards
    • 8 Shell Company cards
    • 19 Love or Money cards
    • 6 Player Reference cards"

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April L Patrick
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Great Interactive Option
Color: Blue
To start, I have been very happy with this purchase. A couple of key points for me are durability and being able to keep my dog's attention. I have had it for almost a year, just a month shy, and she hasn't managed to get through the foam outer shell even though she tries real hard to do so. Let's just say, she's hard to find toys for because of her habit of finding the point of failure where she can pick and gnaw at until the toy is no longer safe for her to have. With this toy, she not only found her match, but it also has her watching, waiting, and even stalking. Only one small issue has recently occurred: the motor has started having an issue where the charge doesn't hold, and it doesn't remain on afterwards. I have reached out to Cheerble directly to see about replacing it since I am still within their 12-month timeframe, and they responded right away.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2026
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William Pearl
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 5
Quality product for the right dog...
Color: Orange
Honestly it's a really cool product well constructed and moves around on its own with several different modes. The design id brilliant with a tough rubber ball that unscrew to expose the element that makes it move in the middle. The dog won't be able to unscrew it but you can if you ever need to replace the ball for any reason but it would take some work for a dog to destroy the outer ball. Almost like "Kong" type material. The ball is about the size of a softball and the element inside is about the size of a golf ball. I thought my dog would love this but she was afraid of it, which is strange because she's afraid of nothing. Anyways I gave it to my neighbor upstairs and she has a yorkshire terrier who plays with it all the time so it all worked out great. Quality product . Good job!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 17, 2026
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Becky Rumble
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 3
Thought it was a good idea but not for my dog
Color: Blue
Seemed great but my dog continued to bark at it. Finally she hid it and I haven’t looked for it.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2026
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JohnF
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 2
Durability
Color: Blue, Color: Blue
won’t give this product 1 star because my dog still had a good time with it for a few hours. After opening and preparing it, I gave it to my dog and it definitely caught his interest. However, when he chewed on it, plastic pieces started breaking off and he began swallowing them. This product is definitely not suitable for aggressive chewers.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2026
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Anne
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
Winner !!!
Color: Orange
This amazed us. For perspective, we're talking about a three year old white german shepherd who if he's in the mood, has and can kill a toy within minutes or oddly enough be gentle with furry balls and carry them around as if they are his babies. He's an odd duck. Anyway, since he was a pup, and to this day, he'll play and entertain himself, he'll grab a ball, throw it up in the air, then pounce on it as if it's from outer space. It's really quite cute and funny. Because of those two things I was looking for something interactive that would entertain him and confuse him....let's be honest, watching a confused dog is one of life's great pleasures. I tried two other interactive balls and they were crushed immediately. After reading a lot of reviews, people with german shepherds said this ball actually had a life span. I thought the third time could be the charm and ordered one. Well, I think it actually may be from outer space because he's obsessed with it and hasn't taken a bite out of it. He hasn't once chewed it or even teared little pieces off. The three settings are great. Sometimes he likes one better than another, then forgets about the others. I'll change it up to one he hasn't seen in a while and the whole game starts over again. He'll throw it up in the air as he does with his others, watch it and try to figure out which way it's going to go. And yes, he will pounce on it if he times it right. The size is perfect, it's heavier than your average ball but, that's what make it sturdy. I have to sneak it away when he isn't paying attention to charge it, otherwise he'll sit, stare and cry if he knows it's on the counter charging. It's a lot of fun for all of us. I'm so happy I bought it...... I say give this ball a chance even if you have a beast with killer instincts. I'm buying another for a friends 2 year old golden retriever granddog. Thank you Cheerble.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 9, 2026

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