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Loverboy - Derek The Bartender - Mocha – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness AccessoryDerek the Bartender is ready to mix your drink just the way you like it! Call him over and order whatever you have in mind then take him home with you to feel all his lifelike detail. Featuring realistic skin texture, including an uncut foreskin, Derek listens to your order and then delivers. With 5. 5 inches insertable length and 1. 75 inches girth, Derek is a comfortable average size that won't leave your head spinning. Made of phthalate free, non
Derek the Bartender is ready to mix your drink just the way you like it! Call him over and order whatever you have in mind...then take him home with you to feel all his lifelike detail. Featuring realistic skin texture, including an uncut foreskin, Derek listens to your order and then delivers. With 5.5 inches insertable length and 1.75 inches girth, Derek is a comfortable average size that won't leave your head spinning. Made of phthalate-free, non-porous PVC, this personal massager features a suction cup base that sticks to any smooth, flat surface and is harness compatible.•REALISTIC - Sculpted and Handmade to Look and Feel Just Like the Real Thing
•GIRTHY - Features Above-Average Thickness but Not Too Much Length, for More Comfortable Play
•VERSATILE - The Suction Cup Base Will Stick to Almost Any Smooth, Flat Surface and Is Harness Compatible
•PEACE OF MIND - Made from TPE. Contains No Fragrances, Phthalates, Paraffins, or Latex
•SIZE - 7 Inch Length (5.5 Inch Insertable) x 1.5 Inch Width
Discover discreet, personal wellness accessories designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use.
Experience discreet, premium-quality personal wellness designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use. This quiet, rechargeable massager is waterproof and easy to clean. Enhance your intimate wellness routine with confidence and privacy.
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★★★★★ 5
Liked better than orange flavor..
I was only able to get the orange flavor in our area. Was glad to see it came in berry flavor so I ordered it, it came the next day. The berry is definitely better than the orange, it dissolves nice, and tolerable.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 1, 2023
★★★★★ 5
Arrived on time and was exactly what I ordered
Item arrived on time, was exactly what I wanted
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Reviewed in the United States on January 31, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Not the best of flavors
Maybe it's me but compared to the orange, this berry is not great, just OK.(sugar free )Never by again and just get the orange and save money. Wonder why this container doesn't have a scoop included on the largest bottle. Going back to orange. If the orange taste weird to you, add orange juice or other orange flavor....Your drinking the fiber.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 28, 2023
★★★★★ 5
Berry
Berry is the only flavor I will drink. Hate the orange!
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Reviewed in the United States on November 30, 2025
★★★★★ 1
Meta Berry Burst
the artificial sugar leaves a very bad after taste.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026