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Count Cockula Silicone personal massager – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness Accessory

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Count Cockula Silicone personal massager – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness AccessoryUnleash your darkest desires with the Count Cockula Silicone personal massager, a terrifying Dracula themed dong designed to drive your fantasies wild. Featuring a grooved head that looks like a brain, a textured bulge at the corona, and veiny shaft, this personal massager provides sensational stimulation. The bat wings that fold along the length of the shaft and spikes along the base add an extra layer of spine chilling pleasure. Its strong suction

Unleash your darkest desires with the Count Cockula Silicone personal massager, a terrifying Dracula-themed dong designed to drive your fantasies wild. Featuring a grooved head that looks like a brain, a textured bulge at the corona, and veiny shaft, this personal massager provides sensational stimulation. The bat wings that fold along the length of the shaft and spikes along the base add an extra layer of spine-chilling pleasure. Its strong suction cup base is perfect for hands-free enjoyment on any flat surface, and it fits comfortably with compatible harnesses for strap on or pegging adventures. Made from luxurious, phthalate-free silicone, it’s soft on the outside and firm inside. Always use with water-based lubricants for the best experience.

You turn on your favorite vampire movie, dim the lights, and wait for the creature to arrive onscreen. A flash of lightning is followed by thunder, and the lights go out in your house. "Darn it! All the power went out!" You get up, using your phone as a flashlight, and stumble through the house, unused to it being so dark. As you flip the switch, nothing happens, but then another flash of lightning illuminates the room and shows you a tall, terrifying, monster is right beside you! It lunges at you, biting your neck and gripping you with icy fingers! It shreds your clothing with its claws as you scream, your vision going hazy due to blood loss. It releases its bite on your neck and you go limp, but you can still see its red, glowing eyes full of hunger. It reaches down and then shoves its rod inside of you! It's cold, like the rest of its body, and you wake up due to the shock with a gasp! It holds you upright as it thrusts, but with every thrust, it feels like it is biting you down below! Slowly, slowly, you lose consciousness. In the morning, you feel drowsy, and euphoric, but then as soon as you look at a mirror, you see your neck and crotch are covered in bite marks and blood!

Measurements:

Overall length: 9 inches
Insertable length: 8 inches
Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.6 inches
Widest insertable diameter: 2.1 inches
Materials: Silicone

Color: Red, black, silver

Key Features:
Fantasy personal massager: This Dracula-themed dong has a grooved brain as the head, a textured bulge below the corona, and a veiny shaft, with prominent, spiked, bat wings folded in along the shaft and spikes jutting out at the base!
Strong Suction Cup: Enjoy hands-free rides with this strong, suction cup base that can be placed on any flat surface.
Harness Compatible: Use it with a compatible harness for strap on or pegging play!
Premium Silicone: Made out of premium, silky smooth, phthalate-free silicone it is soft and squishy on the outside while remaining firm on the inside. Use only with water-based lubricants.

Discover discreet, personal wellness accessories designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use.

Experience discreet, premium-quality personal wellness designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use. This quiet, rechargeable massager is waterproof and easy to clean. Enhance your intimate wellness routine with confidence and privacy.
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Jute
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Foam Mattress NEEDs Foam Pillows
Color: Blue-ice Plus, Size: King(Pack of 2), Color: Blue-ice Plus, Size: King(Pack of 2)
10 stars!! Quality foam, structure & price. Best bang for my buck.    HRV, readiness & total sleep score metrics increased drastically this week.  See screenshot :) Support: Molds and cushions every crevice under my neck and above shoulders. So comfy  Size: Adjustable loft but king length is perfect to hug and rest your head.  Love love love. The 1st 2 nights were uncomfortable with pillow as is, first night I was up at 3am half asleep pulling foam out but wasn't enough. The second night at 2am I pulled out more stuffing. I was getting frustrated..  my Oura ring showed both nights I was awake every hour.  Not good.  Before the 3rd night I pulled enough to fill the bag the 2 pillows arrived in. Boom -8hrs sleep and for the first time ii years I achieved 17% Deep sleep.  Huge. Weight: Perfect weight with adjustment. Squishy and molds to b the contour of my neck and shoulders Softness: Like the baby bear.. just right.   Comfort: Very comfortable after removing 30% foam in both pillows. I actually now have enough to make a 3rd pillow, replace old foam, or adjust OGs, Still to early to measure.  If you have a foam mattress that contours your body but not your head you'll end up with neck and/or back pain from head being elevated- not sinking/molding the body into a foam mattress. 
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Reviewed in the United States on July 1, 2025
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c.laff
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 3
These are not sized correctly - beware
Color: Blue-ice Plus, Size: King(Pack of 2), Color: Blue-ice Plus, Size: King(Pack of 2)
Edit: I was going to return these pillows but the seller contacted me and offered a full refund due to the size issue without having to send the pillows back. I am happy with this and happy to keep them on a spare queen size bed as they really are nice pillows. Just the wrong size. pros: they are a nice pillow and the cooling feature is really great, and you can adjust to your liking cons: absolutely wrong size. Ordered King, tag says king, all measurements on listing and tag say 20x36, in reality they are more like 20x30. Definitely Queen pillows being sold as King. I did not see any reviews at first about size issues but after I got these and did a search it does look like others have had the same problem. A shame, would have given them a great review if they were the correct size
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Reviewed in the United States on February 23, 2026
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Leah Ann Dillin
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Cool and comfy
Color: Blue-ice Plus, Size: King(Pack of 1)
Great pillow. Keeps you cool.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2026
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Rene
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Really Good Cooling Pillows for Sleeping
Color: Blue-ice Plus, Size: Queen(Pack of 2), Color: Blue-ice Plus, Size: Queen(Pack of 2)
These cooling pillows are very soft and provide excellent support for your head and neck. They are adjustable by taking our the stuffing if you need them to be more flat or less firm. The look great and comes in a pack of two which is a great value. During use, I did notice they have great shape retention and it does not take them long to return to their fluffy full shape. I am a hot sleeper and these do keep your head cool - just be aware using a pillow cover does reduce the cool ability but this allows you to adjust for weather like during winters to add a pillow case for extra warmth. Very happy with this purchase and got a second set to replace my old pillows.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026
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Akeem
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Comfortable and stays cool
Color: White-cooling Basic, Size: Queen(Pack of 1)
Great pillow. When i opened it, i noticed a strange smell, i assumed its the smell of whatever they use to make the pillow stay cool. You have to fluff it for a good amount of time to make sure the cooling agent spreads well in the foam. Is what i assumed atleast. Its a perfect amount of softness for me. Pair it with some bamboo pillow cases and you got a good night of sleep
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Reviewed in the United States on May 9, 2026

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