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Four Against Darkness - Poetic Platitudes of the Potato People

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Four Against Darkness - Poetic Platitudes of the Potato PeopleTHIS IS THE FIRST BOOK PRODUCED BY FLAMINGO FORCE PRESS ON A OFFICIAL LICENSE FROM GANESHA GAMES. Warning: THIS BOOK IS A COMEDY AND IS FOR ADULTS ONLY Not With a Bang But a Whimpe Ever since the potato fields have been quoting T. S Eliots monotonous poems, the orc hordes of the Withering Warlord have been depressed, unwilling to rise arms against the bigoted human empire of Dorantia. Worse still, the Warlords trifling lieutenants have been

THIS IS THE FIRST BOOK PRODUCED BY FLAMINGO FORCE PRESS ON A OFFICIAL LICENSE FROM GANESHA GAMES.

Warning: THIS BOOK IS A COMEDY AND IS FOR ADULTS ONLY

Not With a Bang But a Whimpe

Ever since the potato fields have been quoting T.S Eliot’s monotonous poems, the orc hordes of the Withering Warlord have been depressed, unwilling to rise arms against the bigoted human empire of Dorantia. Worse still, the Warlord’s trifling lieutenants have been quarreling, blaming each other in their petty attempts to grab more power for their tribe, leaving the agricultural orc town of Kartoffelheim incapable of feeding the greater war effort. It sucks to be an orc in these times. Tartaglia, the Warlord’s herald and buffoon, seeks true heroes to investigate the matter, find culprits or scapegoats and be done with them. Will you stand to save the nascent Orc Republics against the evil of humankind and their elfish toadies? At long last, here’s a chance to play from the Other Side’s perspective. Features the new bugbear, giant, orc, kobold, kobelf, goblinogre, hobgoblin, ling, potato people, potatomancer & zombingo classes and plenty of occasions to slaughter those wimpy elfs and humans. 108 pages. Requires the Four Against Darkness book.

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