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Board-Certified Porch Meteorologist

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Board-Certified Porch MeteorologistBoard Certified Porch Meteorologist Every Southerner knows the drill. The sky turns that funny green gold color, your phone starts hollerin' about a tornado warning, and while everybody else is headed for the storm cellar, you're stepping out onto the porch with a glass of tea to see what the sky's fixin' to do. You don't need radar. You've got a screen door, a pair of eyes, and three generations of weather intuition passed down from people who called

Board-Certified Porch Meteorologist

Every Southerner knows the drill. The sky turns that funny green-gold color, your phone starts hollerin' about a tornado warning, and while everybody else is headed for the storm cellar, you're stepping out onto the porch with a glass of tea to see what the sky's fixin' to do.

You don't need radar. You've got a screen door, a pair of eyes, and three generations of weather intuition passed down from people who called it "that air feels funny" before Doppler was even a thing. You can read a cloud like other folks read a stop sign. And you can tell anybody who'll listen with a certainty the National Weather Service would envy that "nah, it ain't gonna hit us."

This one's for the ones who stand their ground when the clouds start spinning. The ones whose mamas hollered "get in here!" and got politely ignored. The ones who know the storm's gonna jog east about a quarter mile up the road, because it always does.

You are board-certified. You are porch-tenured. You earned this shirt.

The Details

  • 50/50 cotton/poly blend — soft, broken-in feel from the jump
  • Screen-printed for color that holds up wash after wash
  • Art by Angel Welch of Dora, AL
  • Printed by Bama Print House of Dora, AL
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