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Sloppy Heads: Useless Smile - VINYL LPTitle: Useless Smile Artist: Sloppy Heads Label: Shrimper Records Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 759718118513 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2017 01 27 Number of Discs: 1 Vinyl LP pressing. 2017 release. Who are these Sloppy Heads? Your Sloppy Heads are notable because they are being the only band ever from Brooklyn! They are Bill the Drummer (AKA V. Stiles) and Ariella Stok (AKA Starmaiden) and Jimmy Jumpjump (AKA Frow #1). The instruments in the Sloppy
Title: Useless SmileArtist: Sloppy Heads
Label: Shrimper Records
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 759718118513
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2017-01-27
Number of Discs: 1
Vinyl LP pressing. 2017 release. Who are these Sloppy Heads? Your Sloppy Heads are notable because they are being the only band ever from Brooklyn! They are Bill the Drummer (AKA V. Stiles) and Ariella Stok (AKA Starmaiden) and Jimmy Jumpjump (AKA Frow #1). The instruments in the Sloppy Heads are singing, guitar, bass, the organ, the drums, and the noise, and they are all done by everybody. They have their own instruments, and are writers of songs together. And for this album they are also having of the recording and guitaristry of James McNew (aka J. McNew) of Yo La Tengo and Dump. They are giving birth to this band in 2009. Why is there no Sloppy Heads album before? Your Sloppy Heads stay very under the ground! Before, they are making of a seven-inch EP and cassette tapes and CD-Rs and also been on compilation by Brah Records that is benefitting Japanese earthquake victims name of Koozies, Woodies And Beers, and compilation recording for magazine of Yeti. Tell me about this Useless Smile then. Album was made almost all in band's first Headsquarters, next to Shea Stadium. Music place not baseball place. Shea Stadium is still there and also the men who smoke hookah across the street, but that Headsquarters is not. Except for the song that was made in Ocropolis, which is now hole. But also other sounds are from other places. These are songs that are written accidentally and some for purposes excepting two songs, which were also written somehow by other people but Vlada does not know how. What is Sloppy Heads music like? It is filled with sounds that are loud and quiet and written and made up right now. Sometimes they are to be very rocking! Other times they are not to be rocking at all! It makes Vlada feel like she has sunshine and sometimes feels sad. Other times is giving a feeling of swirling in many-colored flotation like hippie movie about the hair.
Tracks:
1.1 U Suck
1.2 Always Running
1.3 Suddenly Spills
1.4 We Are They That Ache with Amorous Love
1.5 The Suck
1.6 Plane to See
1.7 Noland (2 Souls in Confusion)
1.8 I'll Take My Chances
1.9 Useless Smile
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★★★★★ 1
Stopped working after 3 months
It stopped working after 3 months.
The motor still runs the gear still turns. But it does not engage the can to cut.
I bought it for a post operative situation and I am glad that it worked when for the length of time it did but it's disappointing that I now have to throw this item away.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 6, 2026
★★★★★ 2
Meh.
Worked great the first couple of times it was used. But then it stopped cutting into the cans and does not open them. It causes the metal to fray off in small pieces which resulted in getting a piece of metal stuck in my finger for weeks so I don't recommend. It's also very loud.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 7, 2026
★★★★★ 5
not better than manual……!!!!!
Do Not Buy This Product.
this review is coming at 1 April 2026. This can opener was purchased in October 2025. My initial review was that it worked well and did the job. It was meant to do however, after a few uses, I noticed that the can opener continue to move around and around the can even after the can lid had been cut open. in January 2026 it began to make more and more rotations around the can and the lid was not cut loose. After a few more uses. It just rotated and did nothing else. I sent an email to the company. I contacted Amazon about it. I’ve done everything that I can possibly see to do but I get no positive results. Consequently, I have a six month old can opener. It does not work.
worked well for the first 10 or 20 uses; then the cutting edge just wore out (3-4mos.), so now my money was wasted. No explanation no offer, too bad.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 18, 2025
★★★★★ 1
Don't waste money on this one
Ordered in January 2026. Worked good the first few times. Now it just rotates around and around the can but doesn't cut anything. I'm so disappointed because it failed shortly after my return window closed.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2026
★★★★★ 5
I have arthritis and it works really well and very easy to use it came fully charged that was nice.
Very nice ;-)
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Reviewed in the United States on June 7, 2026