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Middle School Bites: Tom Bites BackTom the Vam Wolf Zom is back and so is the vampire bat that bit him in this monstrously funny series about a boy who's dying to fit in. "Fast Funny Fresh " Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times best selling author of the Mr. Lemoncello's Library series "What are you waiting for? Open this book right now " Tom Angleberger, New York Times best selling author of the Origami Yoda series Eleven year old Tom was bit by a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie
Tom the Vam-Wolf-Zom is back - and so is the vampire bat that bit him - in this monstrously funny series about a boy who's dying to fit in. "Fast Funny Fresh " - Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times best-selling author of the Mr. Lemoncello's Library series "What are you waiting for? Open this book right now " - Tom Angleberger, New York Times best-selling author of the Origami Yoda series Eleven-year-old Tom was bit by a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie right before the first day of middle school. It was a weird and crazy day. And the worst part? Even a Vam-Wolf-Zom needs to go to sixth grade. At least his neighbors and classmates seem to have accepted him. Annie even wants him to join her band Plus, there are some cool things about having vampire and werewolf traits. Tom has night vision now, and he's super-fast and strong. (There's nothing cool about being a zombie.) Maybe life as a Vam-Wolf-Zom will be as EXCELLENT as his best friend, Zeke, predicted. But when the bat that bit Tom shows up again, and speaks to him, he knows it's time for a new plan. Tom's laugh-out-loud adventures continue as he navigates normal sixth grade stuff - singing in a band, dressing up for Halloween, tolerating his older sister - despite being the only Vam-Wolf-Zom known to humankind. Created by an Emmy-nominated writer for SpongeBob, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, and CatDog, this hilarious series is illustrated with clever, cartoon-style art on every spread. Don't miss Middle School Bites, the first book in the seriesBinding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Holiday House
Published: 09/08/2020
ISBN: 9780823446155
Pages: 360
Weight: 1.20lbs
Size: 8.30h x 5.70w x 1.00d
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★★★★★ 5
They taste better than expected- make sure to check the label
Color: Assorted, Size: 6 Ounce (Pack of 1)
The company is going through a transition right now, so some of them have xylitol and some of them do not. If you are looking for the kind with xylitol, this one is not it. But it makes it very confusing because one page will have different products and someone will have xylitol and someone will not so make sure you are looking at the ingredients and cross referencing what you can see in the picture and what's in the description. I got a couple kinds and I have found that what is in the picture the ingredients in the picture is what I actually got. If you're looking for the Non- xylitol kind with the other two ingredients that are good for teeth than it's this this one. I use other xylitol products so I was looking for the other two ingredients specifically. If either way it doesn't matter to you then I would go ahead and purchase for an adult or a child. But you have to be more careful with the xylitol kind if you were using other types of xylitol or have a sensitive stomach or IBS or you're giving it to a child. It may upset a child's stomach, especially if eaten in high amounts, you can get gas and diarrhea. So I was looking for specifically the one without xylitol. And for a product without xylitol or sugar, these taste great. I am a fan however I do like the.zolli balz kind a bit better. For a younger child, this shape is less of a chocking hazard.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Tastes good, but I sounded like a deflating pool raft for about 3-5 hours after consumption
Color: Natural Fruit Variety, Size: 25 Count (Pack of 1)
Listen. I bought these because they’re “good for your teeth,” “won’t spike blood sugar,” and apparently dentists recommend them. Cute. Adorable. I love the idea of a guilt-free lollipop.
What I was not prepared for was the industrial-strength intestinal chaos that followed.
These things taste great — like, dangerously great. I ate two. Not a whole bag. Not half a bag. Just two little sugar-free angel pops. And about an hour later I realized I had made a tactical miscalculation.
My stomach started sounding like someone was inflating a pool raft inside me using a faulty air compressor. I was walking around my house like a Victorian woman with “nerves,” clutching my abdomen and praying for mercy.
The gas? Oh, the gas.
I don’t know what mystical sugar alcohol is in these, but it turned my digestive system into a wind farm. I produced enough air to power a small suburban neighborhood. I scared the cat. I scared myself. At one point I swear my own fart ricocheted off the hardwood floor and came back for a second round.
Do they hurt your teeth?
No!
Do they spike your blood sugar?
Absolutely not.
Do they destroy your social life for 12–24 hours?
Yes. With precision.
If you want a great-tasting candy that won’t mess with your glucose — and you live alone, outdoors, or somewhere with excellent ventilation — go for it. Five stars for flavor. One star for the fact that these turned me into a human whoopee cushion.
Final verdict: delicious but dangerous. Approach with caution… and maybe open a window.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 30, 2025
★★★★★ 5
These are amazing
Color: Natural Fruit Variety, Size: 25 Count (Pack of 1), Color: Natural Fruit Variety, Size: 25 Count (Pack of 1)
Recently diagnosed diabetic with a huge sweet tooth... I was looking everywhere for something to feed the craving without putting me into medical danger. Not only are these delicious but they are better than most regular lollis. I immediately went to purchase other zolli candy. 10/10 will repurchase and recommend
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Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2026
★★★★★ 5
YUMMY & non gas causing (less sorbitol)
For a sugar free pop - it’s yummy and not overloaded with that gas-causing chemical ‘sorbitol’ Perfect for smoke cessation, or nighttime pie hole stuffing problems
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Reviewed in the United States on October 11, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Nice treat
A little sour, but then, it's what I can eat when I crave something different from sweets
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Reviewed in the United States on October 25, 2025
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