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What I'd Say to the Martians: And Other Veiled ThreatsJack Handey is one of America's favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches. Now, in What I'd Say to the Martians, Handey regales readers with his incredible wit and wacky musings. Binding Type: Hardcover Publisher: Hachette Books Published: 04 01 2008 ISBN: 9781401322663 Pages: 170 Weight: 0. 58lbs Size: 7. 78h x 5. 38w x 0. 66d
Jack Handey is one of America's favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches. Now, in What I'd Say to the Martians, Handey regales readers with his incredible wit and wacky musings.Binding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Hachette Books
Published: 04/01/2008
ISBN: 9781401322663
Pages: 170
Weight: 0.58lbs
Size: 7.78h x 5.38w x 0.66d
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★★★★★ 5
Squeaks and glows
Style: Recharges, Size: Medium
Squeaks. Glows, and labs love them.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 19, 2026
★★★★★ 3
good but no glow
Style: Recharges, Size: Medium
good ball but as others say, the glow in the dark really isn't there.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 14, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good grip glow ball
Style: Recharges, Size: Medium
Love this glow in the dark Chuck IT. Get a black light flashlight to charge the neon instantly. Good texture gives the dog better grip than the smooth all white glow in the dark chuck it balls.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 9, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Our German Sheppard loves these
Size: Medium
These cost a bit more than tennis balls, but they are so much nicer and longer lasting. For starters, they stay cleaner than tennis balls because they’re smooth rubber. Dirt won’t build up on them and if anything does stick, like grass or soil, it falls off once the dog slobber dries. They’re also thick, so they don’t fall apart or blow out like a normal tennis ball does in our dog’s jaws after 30 seconds. Our GS chomps on these like crazy and the only damage they’ve suffered is a crack that developed from the edge of the hole, but the crack is growing very slowly and none of these balls have totally failed yet. The balls do whistle when thrown ant high speed and that may help a dog track and locate it, but I’m not sure. Our neighbors hear the whistling too so it’s far from silent. Lastly the orange ball is easy to locate out in our yard, but the dark blue practically disappears.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 6, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great for smaller dogs
Size: Small
These two balls are perfect for the smaller mouthed dog that loves to play fetch.
These balls are not only super durable (lots of teeth biting), but float in the baby pool we use for our miniature dachshunds.
The value here is much better than you’d find anywhere else. The noise, if bitten hard enough, was “low” at best. Easy to spot/find if overthrown. Will definitely buy again once these are in bad repair; so far, so good-love these for my fur babies!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 8, 2024
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