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Wake Me Up Before You Ho Ho

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Wake Me Up Before You Ho HoSwish Embassy Signature Tee Strutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees. Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isnt your average,

Swish Embassy Signature Tee

Strutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees. Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms.

This isn’t your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We’re all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning, no matter how you express your unique self.

All-Gender Fit: The Signature Tee is designed to fit everyone. For those seeking a more fitted look, we recommend ordering one size down. This applies especially if you’re used to more tailored styles, regardless of gender identity.


Tee Specs:

  • Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants).
  • Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
  • Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester.
  • Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix.
  • Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend.
  • Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
  • Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape.
  • Masterfully Side-Seamed.
  • Swish Embassy Branding on the Yoke (rear neck).

It’s not just a t-shirt; it’s a conversation piece.

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Heidi
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★★★★★ 5
Too funny!!
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My husband, myself, and our 4 yr old son laughed the whole way through this book. I will be buying this book for my friends and their kids! Great book; super cute and funny. I am looking forward to purchasing the other books by this author.
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★★★★★ 5
10/10!!!
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My kids (our whole family really) absolutely love love love this book. I ordered it for them for Valentine's Day and they have asked me to read it to them soooo many times. It never fails to make us laugh. I just ordered them two more from the tooting series (lol) for their Easter baskets. Farts are funny!!
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Candis
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Extremely funny book!!
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My granddaughter loved this book and called me laughing about it. She just turned 4 and my daughter said it was age appropriate.
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stacy
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 4
Funny and well illustrated
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This book teaches kids shapes as well as not to be embarrassed by their body while being cute and funny
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Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Hilarious book for children and adults.
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This book is hilarious for kids and adults. Bright colors and shapes are the characters. Good storyline for little children.
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