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If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't!The fourth book in the New York Times bestselling Magnolia Says DON'T series that started with If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't is another loud and cautionary tale of what not to do when you visit Santa. If your dad says you're going to meet a bearded guy with a red suit and a bag full of treasures he is not talking about meeting a pirate But Magnolia has already invited the misbehaving swashbuckler to jump in line to meet
The fourth book in the New York Times-bestselling Magnolia Says DON'T series that started with If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't is another loud and cautionary tale of what not to do...when you visit Santa. If your dad says you're going to meet a bearded guy with a red suit and a bag full of treasures...he is not talking about meeting a pirate But Magnolia has already invited the misbehaving swashbuckler to jump in line to meet Santa. So what if pirates are on the Naughty List? She'll just teach this one to change his scurvy ways--no plundering or sword-fighting or plank-walking allowed Plus, Santa is happy to hear everyone's wish list. Right? It's YO HO HO versus HO HO HO in this rowdy and raucous holiday guide on how not to meet Santa, from Elise Parsley, the bestselling creator of If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, DON'TBinding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Published: 10/16/2018
ISBN: 9780316466776
Pages: 40
Weight: 1.00lbs
Size: 12.00h x 9.40w x 0.40d
Review Citations: Kirkus Reviews 09/01/2018
Publishers Weekly 09/24/2018
School Library Journal 10/01/2018 pg. 51
Hornbook Guide to Children 01/01/2019 - Recommended, Satisfactory
Accelerated Reader Quiz #/Name: 197811 / If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't!
Reading Level: 3.5 / Interest Level: Lower Grade / Point Value: 0.5
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Great running visor
Size: One Size, Color: (541) Tux Purple / Pitch Gray / Reflective
Love love love this visor. Light weight and great to run in. Highly recommend
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★★★★★ 5
Cute comfortable, and perfect for Golf!
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I love this black visor! It is lightweight, comfortable, and provides great sun protection while I’m out on the golf course. The soft elastic headband feels gentle on my head, stays in place, and doesn’t leave any marks, even after wearing it for several hours.
The moisture-wicking material does a great job of keeping sweat away, helping me stay cool and comfortable during hot rounds. The classic black color goes with everything, and the visor has a cute, sporty look.
If you’re looking for a comfortable visor that offers excellent sun protection without feeling heavy or tight, I would definitely recommend this one!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 9, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Very good, comfortable, breathable, and easy to maintain
Size: One Size, Color: Black, Size: One Size, Color: Black
I really like this visor and use it often for workouts and outdoor activities. It’s easy to wash and doesn’t lose its fit like Velcro visors that stop sticking after a few washes. The material is lightweight and breathable, making it great for running, pickleball, or golf without trapping heat. The one-size-fits-all stretch fits comfortably and stays in place without feeling tight. It’s comfortable enough to wear for long periods and doesn’t cause pressure. Plus, the clean and stylish design makes it look good both during workouts and casually.
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Easily washable (no Velcro to wear out)
Breathable and lightweight for sports
One-size-fits-all with a comfortable stretch
Secure fit that doesn’t slip
Looks stylish
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Doesn’t have a very solid shape if you prefer a stiffer visor
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Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2026
★★★★★ 5
A great running visor hat shades the face and keeps sweat out of your eyes.
Size: One Size, Color: Orange
I usually run in really hot and humid conditions and generate a lot of sweat, so wearing a visor allows the body heat to escape through my head and also acts as a sweat band. I needed replacements and decided to give these a try. They were beyond my expectations. The visor design is very light, thin fabric but the bill is very rigid. You can't adjust its fit and it was very tight when I first put it on. However, after an hour of running, it was very comfortable. It has a full sized bill and provided full shade coverage for my face and had no problems with sweat in my eyes. The visor construction was such that it held sweat really well. The design also caused the sweat to travel down the bill and drip off of its edge instead of down onto my face. I only wrung it out a couple times during a very sweaty runs to get the sweat out of the band.
I love these visors, they are a great value for their quality, and have already bought a couple more.
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Blue Color is off from photos.
Size: One Size, Color: Blue
The visor is lightweight and feels comfortable however I bought this for the color of blue which was a shade off from the photos. I was expecting more of a royal or blue with a purplish hue. This doesn’t match the blue color I was going for. The visor is great otherwise.
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