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Something Missing"The story of an obsessive compulsive housebreaker whose every waking moment is jam packed with finicky clockwork ritual the kind of intense micro planning that might have made even Napoleon back off Matthew Dicks has created an unforgettable character that will have you torn between wanting to throttle him or adopt him." Alan Bradley, author of the New York Times bestselling Flavia de Luce novels A career criminal with OCD tendencies and a savant
"The story of an obsessive-compulsive housebreaker whose every waking moment is jam-packed with finicky clockwork ritual--the kind of intense micro-planning that might have made even Napoleon back off...Matthew Dicks has created an unforgettable character that will have you torn between wanting to throttle him--or adopt him."--Alan Bradley, author of the New York Times bestselling Flavia de Luce novels A career criminal with OCD tendencies and a savant-like genius for bringing order to his crime scenes, Martin considers himself one of the best. After all, he's been able to steal from the same people for years on end--virtually undetected. Of course, this could also be because of his unique business model--taking only items that will go unnoticed by the homeowner. After all, who would notice a missing roll of toilet paper here, a half-used bottle of maple syrup there, or even a rarely used piece of china buried deep within a dusty cabinet? Even though he's never met these homeowners, spending hours in their houses, looking through their photo albums and reading their journals, he feels like he knows them. So Martin decides to meddle more in their lives--playing the part of a rather odd guardian angel--even though it means breaking many of his neurotic rules. In this hilarious, suspenseful and often profound novel about a man used to planning every second of his life, Martin comes to realize that life is much better lived on the edge (at least some of the time).
Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Broadway Books
Published: 07/14/2009
ISBN: 9780767930888
Pages: 292
Weight: 0.60lbs
Size: 8.10h x 5.40w x 0.60d
Review Citations: Publishers Weekly 05/25/2009 pg. 38
Kirkus Reviews 06/01/2009
Booklist 06/01/2009 pg. 44
New York Times Book Review 08/16/2009 pg. 19
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★★★★★ 3
Not as expected
Size: 6 Inch, Color: Bone
I have been looking for these ever since we got a similar one at Sierras for our 1 1/2 yo Cane Corso. She is brutal on chew toys and the first one from the box store held up well. However, this did not hold up as well and she was done with it in less than a week. Still looking for that perfect toy.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2026
★★★★★ 5
More durable than expected.
Size: 5 Inch, Color: Raccoon
I was walking through my front room the other day when I noticed a suspicious spot on the floor. It looked like something I should not touch without gloves. As I got closer, I realized what it was. It’s the ‘guts’ from this toy. My dogs (Pit Bull and German Shorthaired Pointer) were each given one. Both are aggressive chewers with their toys. They ATE the faces off these toys and now play with the felt interior. I’m still trying to figure out how they ate through leather while the felt remained intact. Regardless, they still play with them. Now they are basically semi-fuzzy throw toys we can throw in the house because they don’t leave marks on the wall if our aim is off. Sometimes things work out the way they should. :)
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Reviewed in the United States on March 12, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Great with supervision
Size: 6 Inch, Color: Bone
My dogs LOVE these, but removing a star because these apparently are VERY delicious and they will ingest what they rip off if I don’t supervise; also removing a star for how quick they’re able to tear these up. These are like catnip for dogs, I’ll still buy them!
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Reviewed in the United States on September 13, 2025
★★★★★ 1
Don't waste your money!!
Size: 5 Inch, Color: Fox
With in minutes my puppy was pulling on the middle fiber stuff. I was worried he would choke/ingest it so I immediately threw it away just like the money I apparently threw away on this unsafe and misleading chew toy.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Favorite bones for my dog
Size: Small, Color: Pink
Dog favorite bones, but broken fast pink bone. I buy multiple times.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 7, 2026