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How to Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign: The Ultimate Horrorscope

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How to Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign: The Ultimate HorrorscopeThe Ultimate Horrorscope Join the women around the world whose love lives have been transformed by the astro guide that pulls no punches when it comes to the dark side of men and their star signs. Use it to Deride, ridicule, and annoy the hell out of men Speed up the dating process by using star sign elimination Avoid dating complete scum Keep current boyfriends husbands in their places Keep conversation going at dinner parties And much, much more

The Ultimate Horrorscope

Join the women around the world whose love lives have been transformed by the astro-guide that pulls no punches when it comes to the dark side of men and their star signs.

Use it to... -Deride, ridicule, and annoy the hell out of men - Speed up the dating process by using star sign elimination - Avoid dating complete scum - Keep current boyfriends/husbands in their places - Keep conversation going at dinner parties - And much, much more

Discover who you are destined not to date...
A match made in heaven or the relationship from hell? Find out which zodiac couplings are the least likely to result in derision, depression, divorce, or death - Are you good enough for a LEO? - Can you put up with PISCES? - Will you get along with GEMINI? - Do you have the skills necessary to cope with VIRGO? Put yourself to the test with our 12 compatibility quizzes - each one carefully designed to ensure you know exactly which bastards to avoid in the future.

Now men will cringe when you ask them what their star signs are



Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: St. Martins Press-3PL
Published: 09/05/2000
ISBN: 9780312284862
Pages: 144
Weight: 0.40lbs
Size: 8.40h x 5.50w x 0.60d

Review Citations: Publishers Weekly 01/21/2002 pg. 74
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Candy Grant
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
An amazing story by an amazing man! I am honored!
Format: Kindle
A must-have book for anyone of any age! Find out what happens on a snowy day for one adventurous little boy, who loves to play in the snow. The illustrations are unique and captivating, and blessed readers with the eclectic artwork and storytelling of Keats. This book is very special to me, as I was recently nominated for the 2015 Ezra Jack Keats Award for new author of the year. When I read this book, my heart swells with appreciation for the work of this man, and that I am even being considered for an award bearing his name. He was indeed a pioneer of children's books in his own right. I especially liked the chance at the end of the book, to get to read about and see how the book became the award winner that it is. His unique ability to transform words and art into captivating children's stories is phenomenal. I am grateful for his part in the paving of the literary road, so that new authors like me can use his works to continually inspire us to write from the heart, and through the loving, imaginative eyes of a child. If ever I feel doubtful in my own writing career, I will always read his books and remember that his name is synonymous with greatness. To even be considered for an award with his name on it, has indeed changed my life as a person and a writer. I hope my writing career will make him proud, that I was considered for his namesake award.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 2, 2014
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Amazon Customer
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
A Story to Melt Your Heart
Format: Paperback
This is an easy review to write, as there is nothing I dislike about "The Snowy Day." Although it was published in 1962, it is still as fresh and new as, well, newly-fallen snow. Keats knew how to tell a story well, in both words and through his beautiful and colorful images. It is a perfect children's book, because it is written from their point of view, imbued with their unalloyed sense of wonder and enchantment. Most importantly, I think, is that Keats' main character, Peter, is a little African-American boy, who lives in an urban setting. Peter is neither caricatured nor is he a symbol of or vehicle for speaking about social issues, which would have been very easy to do at the time it was written. Instead, it is a timeless story about a young child discovering snow for the first time and trying to understand its mysterious nature. Although Peter does not fully comprehend snow, he enjoys experiencing it just the same. In simple and direct prose, Keats captures and conveys what it is like to be very young and to encounter the beauty and mystery of the natural world, even in an urban setting. I plan to read this book to the younger children in my church's Sunday school...but it's really for me.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 6, 2020
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dogmom
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
Snowy Day Book
This is my favorite book!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 31, 2026
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Dee S.
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Same as movie
Format: Paperback
My little one loves this book it is just like the tv movie
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Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2026
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Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Cute book
Format: Board book
Perfect, cute, little book. This book reminds me of the childhood. Definitely recommend this one.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 20, 2026

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