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Literally Genesis

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Literally GenesisHARDBACK VERSION Why is the Lord obsessed with cows? Do Buffalo have wings? How strong was the herb that was good? You might not find the answers to these questions, but you will find answers to many others, including just what Abraham was prepared to do for his country, in an adaptation of Genesis like no other. Literally Genesis is a humorous adaptation of the Book of Genesis as found in the King James Version of the Bible, leaving in the original

HARDBACK VERSION

Why is the Lord obsessed with cows?

Do Buffalo have wings?

How strong was the herb that was good?

You might not find the answers to these questions, but you will find answers to many others, including just what Abraham was prepared to do for his country, in an adaptation of Genesis like no other.

Literally Genesis is a humorous adaptation of the Book of Genesis as found in the King James Version of the Bible, leaving in the original text, yet embellishing it with more popular modern day narratives and characters. ItÕs blasphemous, sacrilegious, irreligious, irreverent, and occasionally profane. You might be outraged and even insulted and you might even want to burn something down.

This version of Genesis is most definitely not for children, but then again, if you took the time to read it you would find that the original isn't either.

This is the Book of Genesis as it was never intended to be interpreted, yet strangely enough, it's no less ridiculous than any other.

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KaiCie
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Great casual shorts
Size: Small, Color: Blue Gray
These men’s water-resistant beach shorts have been a great purchase. I got them for my son, and he says they’re extremely comfortable. He especially loves how soft the material feels, which makes them easy to wear all day at the beach, pool, or just casually around town. The water-resistant fabric works well and dries quickly, which is a huge plus for swimwear. They fit nicely and allow for plenty of movement without feeling stiff or heavy. Overall, these are comfortable, well-made shorts with great material, and my son has been really happy with them.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
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wildwoman
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 4
Nice shorts but no fly
Size: Medium, Color: Blue Gray, Size: Medium, Color: Blue Gray
These shorts are well made with three pockets on the sides, 2 standard and one zippered, along with one pocket on the back. They are made of a polyester fabric and do feel as though they will be waterproof. They are well constructed and should hold up well. My issue with these shorts is that they have no fly, just fake stiching on the front. Yes, they say they are for the beach, but that is no reason not to have a fly. Swim trunks are one thing, no one expects a fly on them, but on shorts, yes I do. I always like to include a picture of the laundry instructions,, I hate getting something and discovering it takes special care.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 11, 2026
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Dan martin
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
These are keepers for sure
Size: Medium, Color: Dark Grey, Size: Medium, Color: Dark Grey
These are very lightweight and comfortable shorts perfect for casual wear or sportswear. The fabric thickness is perfect. It’s very stretchy but nice and soft at the same time. The material looks to be high-quality in terms of aesthetics and overall this pair of shorts could work for any style type on any body type. Fits perfectly as it should
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026
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Yakov Tokar
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice shirt
Fits nicely even though my figure is not ideal.
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SteveTN
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 5
Just the right size!!
Very nice flannel shirt. Love the colors. Very comfortable. Perfect time of year as the weather is getting cooler.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 20, 2025

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