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Porch Pirate Garden Gnome

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Porch Pirate Garden GnomeGnome More Packages That's the third time this week that the package was marked delivered and didn't arrive! Either your postman has some explaining to do, or this is the start of a lifelong feud between you and the neighbors. But wait! Is that Porch Pirate Gnome skittering through the underbrush? That scoundrel! Amazon Crime Whether you cherish garden gnomes or would rather dump fire ants all over your front lawn, you're sure to get a kick out of

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That's the third time this week that the package was marked delivered and didn't arrive! Either your postman has some explaining to do, or this is the start of a lifelong feud between you and the neighbors. But wait! Is that Porch Pirate Gnome skittering through the underbrush? That scoundrel! 

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Whether you cherish garden gnomes or would rather dump fire ants all over your front lawn, you're sure to get a kick out of this mischievous Porch Pirate Gnome! This beautifully handcrafted gnome stands a little over 9 inches tall on a sturdy resin base. Although the Porch Pirate Gnome makes for great yard decor, he's not guaranteed to prevent package theft.

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Pearl
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Fresh, Creamy, and Perfectly Ripened!
Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1), Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
These Hass avocados were excellent quality and arrived fresh with great texture and flavor. They ripened evenly, had creamy smooth insides, and no brown spots or stringy texture like you sometimes get with other avocados. Perfect for avocado toast, guacamole, salads, or just slicing onto sandwiches. The size was great, and they stayed fresh for several days after ripening. Definitely one of the better avocado purchases I’ve made — I’ll be buying these again!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026
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Timothy B. Elliott
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
Fresh, good size, and reliable for same-day orders
Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
Good quality avocado, exactly what you expect when ordering one ✔️ Arrived as the correct size and weight ✔️ Not bruised or overripe ✔️ Fresh and ready to use ✔️ Good add-on for same-day delivery ✔️ No issues with quality ✔️Slightly cheaper than my local supermarket I ordered a single avocado and it came exactly as expected in both size and weight. It wasn’t bruised or rotten, which is always a concern when ordering produce that someone else picks for you. It was in good condition and ready to use. This is a good option if you’re running low and want to add one to a same-day delivery order without having to go to the store.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 2, 2026
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R. M.
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Good choice.
Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
I was really surprised... I was worried I'd get too ripe or super not ready avocados ordering from amazon but these turned out great. Good quality, acceptable size, no bruising, tasted great with a little olive oil and salt. Would get again!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2026
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Kelley Music
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect
Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
Smaller than anticipated but perfect size for 1 person. Will buy again! Loved that they put 3 frozen bottled water in the bottom of an insulated bag to keep them fresh since I wasn't home when they were delivered. @68 cents a piece, the value for the money = 100%. Borderline ripe but perfect to use today or in a few days.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
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Katty Reyes
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 4
Didn’t ripen well for me.
Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
I bought these avocados while they were still very green, hoping they would ripen at home. Unfortunately, when they did soften, the inside had dark spots and didn’t look fresh. The texture wasn’t what I expected either. I’m not sure if it was just this batch, but the ripening process didn’t turn out well for me.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 27, 2026

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