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If I Told You, I'd Have to Kiss You: A Novel

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If I Told You, I'd Have to Kiss You: A NovelMs. and Ms. Smith meets The Pairing in this heart racing romance of secrets, spies, and steam. A few rules for the international superspy: (1) Never blow your cover. (2) Never accept the first plan. (3) Never fall for anyone at the agency. Especially if shes your ex girlfriend. Yardley Whitmer, code name the Unicorn, can do no wrong. Shes honed her spycraft and become an instant legend in the field. If only breaking up with her girlfriend were as easy

Ms. and Ms. Smith meets The Pairing in this heart-racing romance of secrets, spies, and steam.

A few rules for the international superspy:
(1) Never blow your cover.
(2) Never accept the first plan.
(3) Never fall for anyone at the agency. Especially if she’s your ex-girlfriend.

Yardley Whitmer, code name “the Unicorn,” can do no wrong. She’s honed her spycraft and become an instant legend in the field. If only breaking up with her girlfriend were as easy as rappelling off the Eiffel Tower. Living a full-time cover story has slowly eroded her relationship until there’s nothing left but lies.

KC “Tabasco” Nolan, hacker extraordinaire, can crack any code―except the one that would tell her the right moment to confess her secret job to Yardley. Now it’s too late, and she’s in danger of losing the best chance at love she’s ever had.

When an undercover shakedown goes wrong, Yardley and KC discover the unbelievable truth―that they’ve both been working at the agency for years. To salvage the mission, they partner up and fly across oceans, race through winding European streets, and give in to inconvenient passion while hiding in an ambassador’s linen closet. But can they throw away their rules and fight through their secrets to fall in love with each other’s true selves?

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Amazon Customer
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Gentle vibrations and rolling
My sweet old man dog didnt know what to think of this at first. We introduced it to him without turning it on at first, like a regular ball. That was fine, he was good with that and he liked to go chasing it (its heavy because its mechanical so I wouldnt throw it, a light toss/roll is how we started). After we played that way a while we turned it on. At first he was confused as to why his toy was chasing him. It mostly vibrates and bops around a bit. But then my pup started chasing it and kicking it around like a little soccer ball and he LOVED THAT. A charge lasts quite a while too and if he doesnt play with it in for a few minutes it goes to sleep so its not just bouncing constantly and driving me crazy. My pup likes it and it gives me a rest from the constant throwing so I'm happy!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2026
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Vigil family
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Keeps My Dog Entertained for Hours!
This auto-rolling dog ball has been a total game changer for keeping my dog busy and active! The second I turned it on, my dog was instantly curious and started chasing it all over the house. It moves and rotates in a really fun, unpredictable way that keeps their attention much longer than regular toys. I love that it helps with boredom relief, especially on days when we can’t get outside as much. It’s perfect for indoor play but also works great outside too. The material feels durable and holds up well against chewing, which is a must for my pup. The USB rechargeable feature is super convenient—no constantly replacing batteries—and it holds a charge long enough for multiple play sessions. I also appreciate that it’s easy to clean and has some water resistance, so I don’t have to worry too much about slobber or a little outdoor use. Overall, this is a fun, interactive toy that actually keeps dogs engaged and moving. Highly recommend for anyone with an energetic or easily bored pup!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2026
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Homesick Martian
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Great toy!
Pattern Name: Carrot
"Dog toys by Dole? The banana people??" Yep, me too. My dog loves this toy. The plastic piece is a great texture for chewing. The stuffy is small enough for most puppies and will grow to medium sized dogs. The green of the carrot crinkles and they both wash up good. The stuffy has been through the wash many times. Good quality, durable toys.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 4, 2026
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Lara
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 4
The plastic is easy to chew through
Pattern Name: Carrot, Pattern Name: Carrot
Taking off one star on what would otherwise be a five-star product because dogs can chew off small plastic pieces fairly easily. Other than that, my dogs went wild for this toy and loved playing with it and chewing on it for hours. If your dog isn’t a heavy chewer, I’d definitely recommend it. Otherwise, close supervision is strongly advised. That said, I really like the other materials used, the crinkly fabric carrot top is especially fun and engaging for dogs. Overall, I think this would be an even better product if the material for the carrot base were made from a harder, more durable plastic.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2026
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Carolyn E. Haaga
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
MinPin puppy approved!
Pattern Name: Strawberry
MinPin puppy approved! This is a great toy to occupy busy furbabies.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 24, 2026

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