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Osees - Protean Threat

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Osees - Protean ThreatNew Vinyl Record Osees Protean Threat Witness the ever changing, ever mutating threat that is reality. Perception is under duress; sensibility is bending everyday under the barrage of nonsense. One must make note of whom one is and what one has become: look into the mirror of the planet killers psychic cannibals infiltrate and contaminate once familiar and seemingly secure territories formidable foes indeed! What powers these beasts? What fuels

New Vinyl Record - Osees - Protean Threat

Witness the ever-changing, ever-mutating threat that is reality. Perception is under duress; sensibility is bending everyday under the barrage of nonsense. One must make note of whom one is and what one has become: look into the mirror of the planet-killers-psychic cannibals infiltrate and contaminate once familiar and seemingly secure territories... formidable foes indeed! What powers these beasts? What fuels discord and hatred? The behemoth of a "civil" society? What are the weapons at one's disposal? Generosity is the aegis against greed, empathy is the armor to deflect apathy, love is the club to abate hate... The fog is lifting and humans are opening their eyes. And so Castle Face offers this field recording, the Osees Protean Threat, from the pits as a quick booster between protein pills and recycled sweat beverage anthems to assist the listener to not worship at the altar of violence and greed, to not offer oneself up for free, to stand up and be vigilant! Truth will not be found in the speeches and photo ops of the overlords- stand strong and together under the gaze of the oppressors. Stand vigilant, united with those who don't have the same privileges. Demand respect and a peaceful life for all. This recording is at the apogee of scuzz-punk anthem amulets for the ears and heart, a battery for one's core. Be strong. Be human. Be love.

  • 1 Scramble Suit II
  • 2 Dreary Nonsense
  • 3 Upbeat Ritual
  • 4 Red Study
  • 5 Terminal Jape
  • 6 Wing Run
  • 7 Said the Shovel
  • 8 Mizmuth
  • 9 If I Had My Way
  • 10 Toadstool
  • 11 Gong of Catastrophe
  • 12 Canopnr '74
  • 13 Persuaders Up!
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Michael
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Great product
Color: Dark Brown
Can't complain at all. For the price it is perfect. Looks great, does it's job flawlessly. Highly recommend.
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nathan trotter
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Great for entryway organization
Color: Light Brown
This is a great addition to an enterior entry surface to reduce clutter. I place wallet, knife, keys, and other items here when I return and haven't misplaced a wallet or keys since. It looks great, resists dust well, and is durable. The perfect size for a sofa table, or entry table.
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fabfourfan2000
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 4
Slight delamination
Color: Black
I purchased this to better contain all the stuff I keep in my pockets when I change pants. I keep it on my nightstand. The size is perfect for my needs. It seems fairly well made. However as others have mentioned, the bottom rubber lining arrived slightly delaminated. In my case, it’s not a huge issue as the area is a very thin line. I would recommend that the manufacturer do a little better job with the gluing process during assembly and pay more attention performing a QC check. Other than this small complaint, I am satisfied with this tray.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 14, 2026
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D_will
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Pretty good product!!
Color: Dark Brown
This wooden valet tray is exactly what I needed for my new apartment. It surprised me how big it was because I wasn’t expecting it to be that big. Overall, this tray is good and holds all my things!
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This is very very very small and honestly not worth the money ! I should have returned it but it but was not able to at the time!do not waste your money on this product!!!
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Color and quality
Color: Light Brown
Beautiful and wonderfully made just did not work with our color palette
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Reviewed in the United States on April 6, 2026

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