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Disappointing AffirmationsUSA Today Bestseller From the wildly popular Instagram account, Disappointing Affirmations hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where failure is always an option, but thats okay. Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Tarnowski points to feelings commonly

USA Today Bestseller

From the wildly popular Instagram account, Disappointing Affirmations hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where failure is always an option, but that’s okay.

Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy. You can do it! But you probably won’t. But also: Be kind to yourself, asshole. Transforming and re-envisioning the material for print while adding tons of new work, this is the funny-because-it’s-true, sneaky self-help gift book for anyone who isn’t happy all the time and doesn’t feel seen in the whole “positive mental attitude” culture. Unfollow your dreams!

IT REALLY IS OKAY TO NOT BE OKAY: People say, “It’s okay to not be okay,” but then it feels like they need you to be okay. This subversively funny book is the perfect way to remind ourselves, or anyone who needs it, that it's better to deal with our feelings honestly than fall into the “positive vibes only” self-help trap.

COMEDY FOR A NEW ERA: Wellness has been slowly taking a darker turn in popular culture, and comedy is no exception. From Inside by Bo Burnham to the absurdity of TV giant Succession, audiences are drawn to media that embraces discomfort rather than drowning it out. Disappointing Affirmations may not look very comforting, but not all self-care comes in the form of warm hugs and sunrise yoga.

FOR HUMOR BOOK FANS: Seeking a gift for the anti-optimist in your life? This one fits the bill for fans of satirical doom classics and self-help antidotes such as All My Friends Are Dead, Am I Overthinking This?, the Worst Case Scenario series, and The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck.

THERE’S MORE: See also the Disappointing AffirmationsPencils and Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards set. You won’t be disappointed.

Perfect for:
* College grads, people entering the workforce, people who wish they hadn’t entered the workforce
* Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account
* Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen
* Fans of satire and sarcastic humor 
* Anyone feeling burnout, empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general

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damien
Waukegan, US
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Nescafe smooth
Flavor Name: Blonde, Size: 3.5 Ounce (Pack of 2)
Best coffee ever!
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NMBecaBoo
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Taste of summer
Flavor Name: Coconut, Size: 25.4 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
This is so coconutty and perfect! We keep this in the house to spice up our sprites, or even add to mixed adult beverages. It is sweet - but it is supposed to be.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2026
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❤️RAWR-RAWR❤️
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
⭐ DaVinci Gourmet Classic White Chocolate Syrup Review
Flavor Name: White Chocolate, Size: 25.4 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
The DaVinci Gourmet Classic White Chocolate Syrup is a must‑have if you love café‑style drinks at home. It delivers that rich, creamy white‑chocolate flavor without being overly sweet, and it blends beautifully into both hot and cold beverages. Whether you’re upgrading your morning latte or adding a touch of sweetness to desserts, this syrup is incredibly versatile and delicious. 🍫 Why This Syrup Stands Out Smooth white‑chocolate flavor: Creamy, mellow, and perfectly balanced — not artificial or overly sugary. Great for hot & iced drinks: Mixes easily into lattes, iced coffees, frappes, hot chocolate, and even milkshakes. Barista‑quality texture: Silky and consistent, making it easy to drizzle, blend, or layer. Large 25.4 oz bottle: Plenty of syrup for daily use, entertaining, or experimenting with new recipes. Versatile beyond drinks: Works beautifully in baking, frosting, oatmeal, and dessert toppings. ☕ Perfect For Homemade lattes and cappuccinos Iced coffees and cold brews White‑chocolate mochas Dessert drizzling Smoothies and milkshakes Holiday drinks and creative recipes It adds that cozy café sweetness without overpowering the drink. 🔍 Things to Keep in Mind Because it’s a classic syrup (not a sauce), the flavor is lighter and more mixable — great for drinks, but those wanting a thick drizzle may prefer a white‑chocolate sauce. A little goes a long way, so start with a small amount and adjust to taste. ⭐ Final Thoughts The DaVinci Gourmet Classic White Chocolate Syrup is a creamy, smooth, and incredibly versatile addition to any coffee or dessert routine. It elevates homemade drinks with a professional touch and adds just the right amount of sweetness. If you love white‑chocolate‑flavored coffees or want a reliable syrup for everyday use, this bottle is an excellent choice.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2026
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⪨MIND ⪨⪨🎵⪩⪩ PRIME⪩
Massapequa, US
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✪ DaVinci | Gourmet Classic Vanilla Syrup: Great Flavor, Uses Cane Sugar, Great Price...
Flavor Name: Vanilla, Size: 25.4 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
✪ DaVinci | Gourmet Classic Vanilla Syrup, 25.4 fl. oz. (Pack of 1) _____________________________________________________________________> ♦♦ Vanilla Syrup: ● I wanted to reduce the amount of flavored coffee creamer that I normally use, so I thought I would give DaVinci syrups a try. This was the first time that I tried and used the DaVinci brand. ♦♦ Coffee Time: ● I used about half of the coffee creamer that I typically use and I added a teaspoon or two of DaVinci syrup to my morning coffee. I gave it a good stir, then took a few sips and there was plenty of flavor for my liking and it seemed to have a rounder and had more of a vanilla like taste when comparing it to the vanilla flavored coffee creamer that I normally use, I definitely enjoyed the result. ♦♦ Great for Other Uses: ● I also tried this syrup with other drinks such as soft drinks, cola, orange and root-beer, and a smoothie. All of them of them were very good, indeed. Give it a try. ● I also added some to plain yogurt and some other foods and they all tasted really good as well. ♦♦ Ingredients: Cane Sugar, Water, Natural Vanilla Extract with Other Natural Flavor, Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate (preservatives), Citric Acid, Caramel Color. ✪ Pricing: $6.88 / 25.4 fl. oz. ● A very affordable price for it's size, especially when compared to other brands that I've had before. ✪ SCORE: 5 Stars > ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ♦ ✪ ♦ Over-All: ● I most definitely liked the results that I got when using DaVinci flavored syrup with my coffee, soft drinks (soda) and even food. As affordable as it is I would recommend checking it out and see what you can come up with. I would buy it again. ______________________________________________________________________>
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Nicholas
Houston, US
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Comparing to the coffee giant version
Flavor Name: Brown Sugar, Size: 25.4 Fl Oz (Pack of 1), Flavor Name: Brown Sugar, Size: 25.4 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
Starbucks comparison (from a personal standpoint): I’m fortunate enough to have a bottle of Starbucks Brown Sugar. Problem is, I’m almost out. Looking around at some alternative options, and reading the reviews- I see some saying this is a good substitute. Because I happen to have the syrup on hand, I figured I should see if it is, because it would be great given the low cost of DaVinci syrup. This picture I’m attaching is just to see the color difference. Consistency wise, the DaVinci syrup is much lighter, more runny. The Starbucks is definitely a thicker liquid, that runs much slower. Flavor is the big one: DaVinci is lighter on taste, and sweeter. The best way to describe the flavor is comparing DaVinci’s to 100% real maple syrup that’s been diluted down with water. It’s good, but not really similar (in my opinion) to Starbucks Brown Sugar. Starbucks is more smokey in flavor, more strong/bold. My drinks are made using espresso, oak milk, cinnamon powder, and ice. I made my drink the same way, but used DaVinci Syrup this time. I found that the same amount of syrup that I use for the Starbucks, didn’t feel like it had a strong enough flavor. What did I do? I added an extra ounce of DaVinci hoping to get a stronger flavor. The problem is, DaVinci is more sweet than the Starbucks syrup (in my opinion) and ended up making my drink taste too sweet. It’s sweet enough that I’m not going to finish drinking it. I’m not knocking the DaVinci syrup itself. I think it’s a good brand and a good flavor. It’s just not the flavor I was hoping would solve my issue for a Starbucks imitation. I would encourage anyone to still try this syrup, but do so to enjoy it for being its own flavor.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 18, 2026

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