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Brando! - Weighted Tongue Monster

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Brando! - Weighted Tongue MonsterBrando! Brando is a weighted Tongue Monster! Tongue Monsters are super cool in that they have long tongues that act as pockets when they're not hanging out of their mouths. So that's pretty good! Their legs also have doll joints, allowing them to change position and add to their already ridiculous amounts of cuteness. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND THEY ARE SO CUTE AND WE MAY HAVE MADE, LIKE, A LOT OF THEM! Brando is another of Mom's super adorable, unique

Brando! 🥰

Brando is a weighted Tongue Monster! Tongue Monsters are super cool in that they have long tongues that act as pockets when they're not hanging out of their mouths. So that's pretty good! 😁 Their legs also have doll joints, allowing them to change position and add to their already ridiculous amounts of cuteness. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND THEY ARE SO CUTE AND WE MAY HAVE MADE, LIKE, A LOT OF THEM! 😬😁

Brando is another of Mom's super adorable, unique creations. He is made from Cobalt faux fur, features two large, glittery offset-pupil eyes, has snaggly minky teeth, and a floofy black tail. He is so happy and adorable! 🥰

Brando is a super sweet critter who would love to become part of your family! 🥰

Approximate weight: 4.25 pounds

Approximate height: 14 inches (35.56 cm) from his bottom to the tips of her horns.

Approximate cuteness: SO FLIPPIN' CUTE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

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Boise, US
★★★★★ 3
New Year, new beginnings, new murder
Format: Kindle
Having run through the entire Lord Edgington Investigates series, it felt natural to jump over to this Marius Quin mystery. All in all, it’s not quite as funny as the banter between Lord Edgington and Christopher affords, but it’s still highly readable and offers the same weaving of clues to keep you entertained. What’s in store for you? Put together looming bills, writer’s block, a past lover, a New Year’s Eve party, a dead silent film star, a killer on the loose in a snowbound manor, and 6 perfectly good suspects—except they all seem so innocent if unlikeable (some more than others, one more than most)—which means Marius has his work cut out for him. So do you if you’re an armchair detective. So why 3 stars and not higher? I’m suffering from comparison syndrome. Marius and Bella don’t have a big enough gap between them (other than an historical romantic mishap) for belly-laugh comedic moments like Lord Edgington and grandson Christopher have. That won’t stop me from reading the next installment in the series, though, so I can let Marius and Bella grow on me as the author finds their rhythm.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2025
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Jennifer M
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Grown up version of Chrissy!
Format: Kindle
Marius Quin is a good character for Benedict Brown’s readers. There is a tie-in with Lord Edgington (and Chrissy) and Lord Edgington is referred to or almost mentioned a few times. This takes place in a huge old mansion with some history, that has to do with the murder, so I don’t want to spoil it. Marius does have a dog, but he’s not as involved with the story as Lord Edgington’s Golden Retriever, unless you think of his ability to judge characters.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026
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Logan Calhoun
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 4
A quite enjoyable, funny, mystery.
Format: Kindle
I really enjoyed this one, it was funny, great characters, fantastic pacing, solid twist at the end, although one thing was obvious to me but I can't say it because thats a spoiler. But I am really looking forward to the next book.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 9, 2025
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Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Good first book in a series.
Format: Paperback
I had read all of the Lord Edgington mysteries and decided to try this series since I believe the author does a very good job. Definitely a different vibe than the other series, but great all the same. I THOUGHT that I had for once solved the mystery before the end but I was only partially right. Definitely recommend; I will be purchasing all the other books in this series.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2026
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Katseye1977
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 4
Great start to a new series
Format: Kindle
Well, here we go with a new series from one of my favorites, Benedict Brown! I was excited when I learned that we had a new series to read from this author, again based in the 1920s. I love his writing style and his attention to detail of this era in all his stories. And this one was no exception. We meet Marius Quin, whom we've met before, but in his own setting this time. A writer who is struggling to write his next book. When he runs into an old friend and is invited to a New Year's Eve party, he decides maybe that's just what he needs to get his creative juices going. What he doesn't know is that chaos is about to be unleashed! Marius and his friend Bella now have to work together to piece things together to figure out who did it and why. Will they figure it out in time before the guests all leave? What an excellent story from start to finish. I'm really looking forward to more in this series. Highly recommend!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 1, 2025

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