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NOT YOUR FRIEND

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NOT YOUR FRIENDUnchecked federal power is a growing crisis, with policies that stifle citizens instead of empowering them. Taxing your hard earned income your entire career, then hitting your retirement savings with more taxes? No way, FUCK OFF! Freezing your bank account for challenging their overreach? GET LOST LOSERS! Forcing you to take a vaccine? ABSOLUTELY NOT! Top officials lining their pockets while in office? GET FUCKED! Endless red tape and inefficient

Unchecked federal power is a growing crisis, with policies that stifle citizens instead of empowering them. Taxing your hard-earned income your entire career, then hitting your retirement savings with more taxes? No way, FUCK OFF! Freezing your bank account for challenging their overreach? GET LOST LOSERS! Forcing you to take a vaccine? ABSOLUTELY NOT! Top officials lining their pockets while in office? GET FUCKED! Endless red tape and inefficient regulations? ENOUGH ALREADY! 

The government has ballooned into a corrupt, overbearing force that no longer serves the people. Until we have transparent, accountable leadership, don’t be fooled—the government is not your friend, it’s your biggest fuckin' foe! Unlike the government, this jacket’s got your back. Designed to make life easier, it’s packed with features for real-world living. On blustery days, it shields you from biting winds. Feeling the heat from worrying about Big Brother? Pop open the armpit vents to cool off and stay comfortable. We won’t overpromise—this jacket isn’t fully waterproof in a downpour, but its strong water-resistant design will keep you dry through a light drizzle for a good while. And if conversation with random people is your thing then this graphic is sure to spark up some public conversation. We wish you luck dealing with the Kens & Karens who are going to bark expletives at you but feel free to flip them the bird on our behalf. Its bold graphic is a conversation starter, perfect for those who love sparking debates. Some folks might clutch their pearls and throw shade your way but let them. With our full support, flash a smirk, flip them the bird and own the moment. You're welcome ;-)

• 100% Polyester shell
• 100% Polyester liner
• Quick secure drawstring hood
• 3 panel hood
• Removable zipper hood
• Water tight zippers
• 2 exterior lower front pockets
• 1 exterior left chest pocket
• 1 inside left chest pocket
• 100% wind proof
• Water resistant
• Zip closure armpit ventilation

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    Laurie R
    Battle Creek, US
    ★★★★★ 5
    THIS IS A MUST-BUY! If you have a dog--you NEED this ball!
    Color: Orange
    We have two 18-month-old chocolate Labs (brothers—basically twins with paws). The best time to walk them is early morning or just before dark… which is exactly how we managed to lose approximately 9,472 tennis balls in our cornfield. RIP, brave yellow soldiers. So I went searching for a ball that didn’t just glow—I wanted one that full-on lights up like a tiny dog disco. Enter this LED ball. Game. Changer. Our walks are now way more fun. The ball bounces, flashes, and changes colors like it’s auditioning for a rave. People literally slow their cars as they drive past our field just to watch the light show. I’m not saying we’re local celebrities now… but I’m not not saying that either. And here’s the real magic: when the boys get distracted and abandon the ball (because squirrel), it stays lit so I can actually find it. We also bought a ball launcher from Walmart for about $9, and the LED ball fits perfectly—same size as a tennis ball, just 100x cooler. This ball is waterproof and mostly floats, although I haven’t been brave enough to throw it into the pond or river because I’m positive my dogs would treat that as a full-scale navy search mission and never find it again. It’s easy to charge, and even with 2–3 hours of walking daily, I only have to plug it in every few weeks. We’ve had it for months now and it’s still going strong—super durable. We don’t let them chew on it off-walk (because Labs), but during fetch? It’s a champ. Also—small but hilarious detail—when they catch it, their mouths light up. I have accidentally created glow-in-the-dark dogs. I love this ball so much I’m buying a backup because life without it is not an option. Best dog toy EVER. Whoever invented this deserves a medal, a parade, and a lifelong supply of tennis balls they’ll never lose again. 🐾💡
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    Reviewed in the United States on December 1, 2025
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    Karen Roth
    Charlottesville, US
    ★★★★★ 1
    DISAPPOINTED
    Color: Blue
    only lasted 3 months after about a dozen uses. The LED core fell out and now it's totally useless. Not worth the cost at all. Disappointed because my dogs really loved them.
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    Reviewed in the United States on March 26, 2026
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    Flopsy Mopsy Not a Robot
    Alexandria, US
    ★★★★★ 5
    Dog is obsessed with this.
    The spa works as intended it lights up at night, which is super helpful for short winter days and for when the snow starts to pile up, it illuminates the snow pile that dog dropped it in so I can find it. I haven’t actually charged it yet. It came fully charged and has been in use for over a week without needing a recharge. We only use it on outside excursions together. I keep it in my pocket on walks in case he needs something in his mouth or an incentive to run a little off leash. I like that there are two settings to the light which I didn’t notice when I ordered it. One will shut off after five minutes of inactivity to save battery, which is really convenient so I don’t have to keep on screwing it to turn it on and off or there’s a second setting where the light stays on until you manually turn it off. We have it on the battery saving mode and we have never lost it. Overall, a really fun toy that even the neighbors, tiny dog who can barely pick it up and enjoys. It’s not really soft for like chewing, but that also means he’s not going to destroy it. It is a heavy ball to throw, but not too bad. One of my favorite purchases for this puppy.
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    Reviewed in the United States on January 19, 2025
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    troy a fennick
    Grantham, US
    ★★★★★ 3
    Great while it lasted
    Color: Blue, Color: Blue
    This ball is great for my 13 year old low eyesight Boston terrier at night but after Less then a month of playing the inside of the ball falls out.
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    Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2026
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    Rita Neighbours
    Battle Creek, US
    ★★★★★ 4
    Make sure your dog isnt a chewed it wont last long
    Color: Orange
    These didnt last long.if your dog is a chewed i would not recommend. One our dogs ruined it fast.but these are fun toys for the dog.he chewed it and the battery part wouldn't stay in the ball. Our border california did just fine with it.he is not a chewed. Fun toy while it lasted.
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    Reviewed in the United States on January 30, 2026

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