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Decrotchery 7: Vineland Vs. Zander

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Decrotchery 7: Vineland Vs. ZanderCAST: Jobe Zander, Michael Vineland DIRECTOR: Ron Sexton RELEASE DATE: 3 6 2015 Songs and sonnets could be written about Michael Vineland. We`ve seen him fight, wrestle, beat and battle his way to the top. We`ve seen him as a super hero, and in solo scenarios where he more than holds his own. But what could be better than seeing Vineland in the time tested formula we all know and love, a hot ring match where balls are on the line? And Vineland`s balls

CAST: Jobe Zander, Michael Vineland

DIRECTOR: Ron Sexton

RELEASE DATE: 3/6/2015

Songs and sonnets could be written about Michael Vineland. We`ve seen him fight, wrestle, beat and battle his way to the top. We`ve seen him as a super hero, and in solo scenarios where he more than holds his own. But what could be better than seeing Vineland in the time-tested formula we all know and love, a hot ring match where balls are on the line? And Vineland`s balls are beautifully framed by kelly green speedos, perfectly complimenting those famous coffee-and-cream muscles.

Older and wiser Jobe Zander enters the ring with platinum hair and a mop in hand, a less than subtle threat saying that he intends to mop the floor with Vineland. The older man seems confident him baby blue trunks and crisp white wrist cuffs. His sizable package bounces alluringly with every move he makes. Zander is a loose cannon, a wild card, a creature of fury and frenetic energy, who lunges are Vineland with a series of moves to quick to properly see. He is a storm of flying fists and flailing feet.

Vineland is bigger, and the bigger they are...

And the crotch abuse begins!

Vineland is dragged kicking and groaning across the floor, where he is promptly and expertly laced against he ropes so that his boys absorb all the abuse. Zander lands a triple attack on those green-clad balls while simultaneously giving Vineland a cruel wedgie.

"That`s how you take down a giant," says the smaller man, before pressing his full weight on Vineland`s knees, while the bigger man cries like a little bitch while cupping his package protectively as every possible attack is put into place. Elbows, fingers, fists, knees, forearms, and even feet are put to work making mince meat out of those crotches.

Don`t let the title fool you. There`s more than just crotch abuse here. Spanking, humiliating ass humping, and a variety of agonizing holds keeps this sizzling new title hot and intriguing.

Soon the giant is struggling to his feet, all to ready to return the many favors exacted upon him. Perhaps the most epic example would be the ferocious camel clutch Vineland applies to Zander, with his massive hand practically crushing his neck, his other hand practically caressing his chest before the fist goes flying...almost like something out of a great Roman sculpture.

"I can give as good as I can get," says Vineland, stomping like a bull before going back for more, this time strangling a red-faced Zander on the ropes, while his sizable, blue clad cock bounces pathetically.

You`ll be riveted by the constant give-and-take action. You`ll be blown away by the barbarous physical combinations. One competitor is head-locked between his opponents legs, wedgied, and spanked with an almost gleeful vigor, only to be further humiliated by the grasping, clawing, final crotch attack that leaves one man sweating, panting, cursing, and finally screaming the words "I QUIT!"
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VPBN
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Love all the Barkbox toys
Color: Christmas Consuela, Size: Large Dog
This is our third "Consuela"! Our dogs LOVE these toys, and they are the most durable we can find for our heavy chewers. They really like the ball inside as well. Highly, highly recommend these toys. I won't be buying other toys anymore, just barkbox.
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billy
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
My dog is a toy destroyer
Color: Consuela the Cactus - Large, Size: Large Dog, Color: Consuela the Cactus - Large, Size: Large Dog
I’ve had a hard time trying to find toys that my dog, Zara loves because she’s actually very picky. Ive gotten plenty of Kong toys that are well known to be indestructible but she wants nothing to do with them. Then I got her ropes and that seemed to be good for a while until she was getting sick in the middle of the night from eating all of the string. Stuffed toys aren’t good because she’ll rip them within seconds and eat all of the stuffing. I felt like I’ll never score the perfect toy for her. I found the three layered cactus toy and decided to give it a go. It’s clearly designed to be ripped and destroyed to get the ball in the middle which is actually really cute and fun to see all of the layers. The cactus arms have stuffing and of course that’s the first thing she went for and ate. I had to watch her and make sure I took the stuffing away before she ate it. And before I knew it, she ate half of the first layer fabric lol once she got through the first layer, all she’s been doing is walking around the house with the toy in her mouth. But now she’s tired and passed out on the couch from all of the fun. This toy won’t last long with a toy destroyer but it sure does give them something to do and it’s a cute toy. I do recommend!!
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Klara Gengler
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Last a while. Will be buying more toys soon.
Color: Consuela the Cactus - Large, Size: Large Dog
Best dog toy I have ever bought. I have three dogs, two at the time I bought this toy. It took them over a year to break through the first layer. The flower comes off first so be careful your dog doesn't swallow it. It still has the second layer so it still looks like a cactus. No stuffing to clean up when they tear into it, which makes it far less messy than other toys. One of my dogs is obsessed with fetch so I use it like a ball inside. The oval shape makes it hard to ensure when it bounces that it will bounce straight. It's bounced into walls and other stuff that I wasn't intending it to hit. Not much of a squeak so I can let them play with it for hours and I don't get annoyed with the noise. Great toy that lasts a while.
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Cassie
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice Value
Color: Consuela the Cactus - Large, Size: Large Dog
Very cute! Its soft and feels like it is well made. It is a heavier toy and a tougher one. Not a plush toy. I will order again for our older dogs. Nice value for sure!
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Blakely McAllister
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Great toy for our best boys!
Color: Consuela the Cactus - Large, Size: Large Dog
You can never go wrong with BarkBox toys and this was no exception. Our dogs like toys that have squeakers and that they can tear into. This style of toy fits the bill. The design is cute as well. I’ve had this in the house for months and, while it’s definitely seen better days, it’s still intact and they haven’t gotten to the inner layer. (Not for want of trying.) The perfect type of toy for our fur babies.
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