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Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days Card Deck

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Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days Card DeckEmergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days Card Deck We all need a little reassurance sometimes. Big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? Well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by Brass Monkey and grab one to help. Trust us, after you read Youre going kick today in the nuts in the mirror a few times, youll be ready to take on the world. Includes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards. They all come in a

Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days Card Deck

We all need a little reassurance sometimes. Big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? Well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by Brass Monkey and grab one to help. Trust us, after you read ‘You’re going kick today in the nuts’ in the mirror a few times, you’ll be ready to take on the world.

  • Includes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards.
  • They all come in a displayable two-piece box–perfect for keeping on your desk until the next ‘emergency’ strikes.
  • Each card is made of a heavy-weight stock–suitable to withstand at least a few salty tears.
  • The outer box measures 4” by 5.3” by 1.7” (101mm x 134.6mm x 43mm).
  • Cards measure 3.5” x 5” (89mm x 127mm).

Dimensions: 5.13" x 5.03" 

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